So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24035. | Kyu Ri (oneday_2am) | 61.98 | — | 2010-03-17 |
| 24036. | John (itypegud) | 61.98 | 94% | 2017-04-20 |
| 24037. | freda (thisisasuername) | 61.97 | 95% | 2022-05-16 |
| 24038. | Gerry (gchenfc) | 61.97 | 90% | 2016-07-09 |
| 24039. | Nuro (nuro) | 61.97 | 94% | 2015-07-21 |
| 24040. | Jafer (jafer2000) | 61.97 | 97% | 2018-06-12 |
| 24041. | Askhat (askhatkbtu) | 61.97 | 88% | 2015-11-09 |
| 24042. | Hugh (hugh_mungus_) | 61.97 | 95% | 2017-09-13 |
| 24043. | Christian (christianromasan... | 61.97 | 87% | 2012-10-04 |
| 24044. | JoeRam (joeram) | 61.96 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 24045. | Rosalinda (mousielinda) | 61.96 | 94% | 2014-10-13 |
| 24046. | Yeraen (yeraen) | 61.96 | 95% | 2016-09-21 |
| 24047. | Alireza (aliraza7926) | 61.96 | 95% | 2021-10-19 |
| 24048. | Iboo (mriboo) | 61.96 | 97% | 2020-04-19 |
| 24049. | na (omar777) | 61.96 | 99% | 2014-12-13 |
| 24050. | Deep (deepp) | 61.96 | 95% | 2016-02-07 |
| 24051. | Michael (mrmango) | 61.95 | 89% | 2015-09-03 |
| 24052. | Jonathan (jonathanthejelly) | 61.95 | 96% | 2017-12-13 |
| 24053. | Zeppy (bratype) | 61.95 | 92% | 2015-05-24 |
| 24054. | You (lokimonsta) | 61.95 | 96% | 2017-02-11 |
| 24055. | Jeff (jeffiscool) | 61.95 | 98% | 2018-07-19 |
| 24056. | Tyler (curryman888x) | 61.94 | 94% | 2018-10-03 |
| 24057. | the one (qaisianas) | 61.94 | 96% | 2022-11-25 |
| 24058. | Vindr (temerawr) | 61.94 | 96% | 2023-01-06 |
| 24059. | Sanchit (sanchitsharma21) | 61.94 | 93% | 2021-12-13 |
| 24060. | hao (zeahok) | 61.94 | — | 2009-03-19 |
| 24061. | Dark (nazmul_7) | 61.94 | 95% | 2017-04-08 |
| 24062. | Lucy (sarluc) | 61.93 | 95% | 2021-06-06 |
| 24063. | kyle (kyleeeee) | 61.93 | — | 2010-03-11 |
| 24064. | Avinash (avshu) | 61.93 | 100% | 2015-04-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |