As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12858. | Shuyu (stevenqi) | 77.95 | 93% | 2016-10-17 |
| 12859. | scribblemaniac (scribbleman... | 77.95 | 96% | 2015-07-28 |
| 12860. | Earl Jannsen (ejlb15) | 77.94 | 95.1% | 2025-02-21 |
| 12861. | Michael (lastobelus) | 77.94 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 12862. | RedClown (redclown) | 77.94 | 95% | 2017-05-09 |
| 12863. | RyanNXD0120 (xuanduy1269) | 77.93 | 96.9% | 2021-01-30 |
| 12864. | Rylan (moonraker505) | 77.93 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 12865. | X (cadoot) | 77.93 | 96% | 2020-10-26 |
| 12866. | Tanner (ayytanner) | 77.93 | 98% | 2019-03-07 |
| 12867. | Christian (gimslongvir) | 77.93 | 90% | 2015-05-02 |
| 12868. | Andrè (andrree) | 77.92 | 96% | 2022-12-05 |
| 12869. | David (davidkxsh) | 77.92 | 97% | 2019-05-31 |
| 12870. | Jerome (jerome_ctq) | 77.92 | 98% | 2021-04-14 |
| 12871. | Free-Palestine (mohammed_id... | 77.92 | 98% | 2023-12-28 |
| 12872. | Noah (mukyn) | 77.92 | 93% | 2015-09-16 |
| 12873. | Ryan (ryansutejaa) | 77.92 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 12874. | Zach (zacuum) | 77.91 | 97% | 2022-01-01 |
| 12875. | damList (damanthm) | 77.91 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
| 12876. | lohn (lohnc) | 77.91 | 98% | 2020-09-23 |
| 12877. | Harry (harrykawaiidesu) | 77.91 | 89% | 2017-02-13 |
| 12878. | FreeHectic (mrhectic) | 77.90 | 95% | 2020-12-28 |
| 12879. | Jake (hero7785) | 77.90 | 96% | 2021-10-28 |
| 12880. | An (noswear999) | 77.90 | 96% | 2018-06-19 |
| 12881. | BladderMuffin (bladdermuffin) | 77.89 | 97% | 2019-11-29 |
| 12882. | Brandon (branhydrous) | 77.89 | 97% | 2021-12-14 |
| 12883. | some_guy (liudvikas) | 77.89 | 97% | 2017-07-01 |
| 12884. | Princess (deathmeter) | 77.89 | 83% | 2017-01-10 |
| 12885. | agopaluni (agopaluni) | 77.88 | 97% | 2026-04-20 |
| 12886. | Enrico (enricofadly354) | 77.87 | 98.5% | 2025-01-02 |
| 12887. | Bighumus (bighumus) | 77.87 | 96% | 2024-02-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |