I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8160. | Phong (hphong591992) | 91.34 | 93% | 2016-08-23 |
| 8161. | Yohanes (yohanestheda) | 91.34 | 96% | 2019-09-18 |
| 8162. | Peter (habibp) | 91.33 | 98.7% | 2024-10-19 |
| 8163. | jx (frostbite19) | 91.33 | 98% | 2021-03-05 |
| 8164. | Craig (jitterjuicegaming) | 91.33 | 97% | 2019-04-27 |
| 8165. | James (votum38) | 91.33 | 97% | 2018-06-23 |
| 8166. | ปังหยา (panyaa) | 91.33 | 98% | 2015-04-30 |
| 8167. | . (evanisme) | 91.32 | 96% | 2016-10-21 |
| 8168. | eod (dvorakuser1987) | 91.32 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 8169. | sonny (sonnysixteen) | 91.31 | 99% | 2022-02-09 |
| 8170. | takutaku (solana4149) | 91.30 | 95.2% | 2025-04-07 |
| 8171. | Borges (borgesbourgignon) | 91.30 | 98% | 2022-05-10 |
| 8172. | Sheel (sheel) | 91.30 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 8173. | Cadi (cadihd) | 91.30 | 97% | 2018-01-20 |
| 8174. | Ken (i_eat_lights) | 91.30 | 98% | 2019-10-28 |
| 8175. | irfan (oneirfan) | 91.30 | 94% | 2016-02-25 |
| 8176. | Marc (marcmalha) | 91.29 | 98% | 2025-05-29 |
| 8177. | Bruce (brucejamesmonge) | 91.29 | 98% | 2016-04-27 |
| 8178. | lohn (lohnc) | 91.29 | 98.7% | 2023-06-11 |
| 8179. | bbl_drizzy (marcofia) | 91.29 | 97% | 2022-07-02 |
| 8180. | themommajeans (spammaam) | 91.29 | 97% | 2021-02-09 |
| 8181. | Zachary (zachary3352) | 91.29 | 98% | 2017-09-20 |
| 8182. | eric1am (jungreal) | 91.29 | 92% | 2016-01-12 |
| 8183. | Gerben05 (gerbenklapwijk) | 91.28 | 99% | 2023-10-07 |
| 8184. | Underlined (underlined) | 91.28 | 97.6% | 2023-12-09 |
| 8185. | Matt (shootposting) | 91.28 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 8186. | Lu (no_sense_of_presence) | 91.28 | 98% | 2023-05-01 |
| 8187. | BigChungus (vynzvynz) | 91.28 | 98% | 2022-08-11 |
| 8188. | Andrew (andrew44771) | 91.28 | 88% | 2016-06-01 |
| 8189. | En (vailone) | 91.28 | 95% | 2016-10-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |