I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16428. | jcm (jan500) | 73.09 | 97% | 2020-06-10 |
| 16429. | pea (pbarakat) | 73.09 | 96% | 2017-10-19 |
| 16430. | Type (naught1usmaximus) | 73.08 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| 16431. | zzz (conakan) | 73.08 | 96% | 2021-02-16 |
| 16432. | Yurslf (yurslf_exe) | 73.08 | 96.2% | 2021-01-31 |
| 16433. | Ryan (ryanretzlaff) | 73.07 | 96% | 2022-03-14 |
| 16434. | Emily (em66) | 73.07 | 95% | 2018-03-13 |
| 16435. | Deepta (mind_palace) | 73.07 | 98% | 2022-01-14 |
| 16436. | Tobiloba (thetobitron) | 73.06 | 97% | 2018-12-16 |
| 16437. | InterstitialVideo Event Cal... | 73.05 | 95.1% | 2023-12-25 |
| 16438. | Noah (nodigermanium) | 73.05 | 96% | 2021-06-07 |
| 16439. | Moacir (moacirnq) | 73.05 | 98% | 2023-07-19 |
| 16440. | John (mernst) | 73.05 | 96% | 2022-12-17 |
| 16441. | R (rbajko) | 73.05 | 98% | 2021-03-11 |
| 16442. | Nat-han (nate_the_greatest) | 73.05 | 97% | 2017-12-06 |
| 16443. | Marko (mare35) | 73.04 | 96% | 2021-07-04 |
| 16444. | Weebmachine (weebmachine) | 73.03 | 97% | 2021-09-18 |
| 16445. | Joshua (potatolemon123) | 73.03 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 16446. | Daniel (danielf_) | 73.03 | 95% | 2022-04-19 |
| 16447. | Logan (logibear191) | 73.03 | 95% | 2021-07-13 |
| 16448. | ʇsǝn⅁ (ankle) | 73.03 | 96% | 2017-06-08 |
| 16449. | Lucy (sarluc) | 73.02 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
| 16450. | Alex (avw1793) | 73.02 | 96.7% | 2024-04-04 |
| 16451. | Jeeb (jeebmaster9000) | 73.02 | 99% | 2021-05-15 |
| 16452. | Jake (jake221) | 73.02 | 95% | 2019-08-10 |
| 16453. | Danzel (danzelglovington) | 73.01 | 96% | 2020-09-24 |
| 16454. | Eatmyspacebar (eatmyspacebar) | 73.01 | 96% | 2025-04-26 |
| 16455. | Lyestria (lyestria) | 73.01 | 95% | 2019-10-06 |
| 16456. | Jack (jackthesnacc) | 73.01 | 95% | 2022-01-03 |
| 16457. | Race (im_not_cheating_ur_wi... | 73.01 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |