I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5623. | Samarth (samarthmayya) | 99.85 | 96.7% | 2023-07-24 |
| 5624. | Naz (zdkraner) | 99.85 | 98% | 2022-05-07 |
| 5625. | Michael (gnurdux) | 99.85 | 92% | 2017-05-16 |
| 5626. | Speedy (pindakaaspot123) | 99.84 | 97% | 2022-01-05 |
| 5627. | Adriel (stephencarry) | 99.84 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
| 5628. | Kazuyashin (kazuyashin) | 99.84 | 98% | 2018-08-29 |
| 5629. | IlIllII (ilillii) | 99.84 | 85% | 2017-01-16 |
| 5630. | Asher Virin (asherv77) | 99.83 | 98.7% | 2023-11-02 |
| 5631. | Fernando (doctornutria) | 99.83 | 96.2% | 2024-10-25 |
| 5632. | Owen (123ojb) | 99.83 | 98% | 2021-01-31 |
| 5633. | Aero (oaero) | 99.82 | 98% | 2025-08-25 |
| 5634. | yunnE (yunnidis) | 99.82 | 97% | 2020-02-03 |
| 5635. | FrozenCroissant (frozencroi... | 99.82 | 98% | 2022-01-08 |
| 5636. | Moronic Typer (yong955143) | 99.82 | 98.4% | 2021-02-14 |
| 5637. | Wessel TriHard (tenoot11) | 99.82 | 100% | 2017-05-14 |
| 5638. | Saad (jdam) | 99.82 | 99% | 2026-04-17 |
| 5639. | Purple (purple_purpur) | 99.80 | 99% | 2023-02-22 |
| 5640. | Kevin (logia) | 99.80 | 98.3% | 2024-08-20 |
| 5641. | FE (feluso) | 99.79 | 99% | 2021-07-07 |
| 5642. | kir (kiranv1584) | 99.79 | 98% | 2020-10-13 |
| 5643. | manoj (manoj0792) | 99.78 | 97% | 2026-05-05 |
| 5644. | MR. HARDLY EVER (superrare) | 99.77 | 99% | 2017-03-26 |
| 5645. | starry nights (iamsatanic) | 99.76 | 98.3% | 2024-10-08 |
| 5646. | shadow (uthgbnv) | 99.76 | 97% | 2022-03-22 |
| 5647. | chloe (derpfacedan) | 99.76 | 100% | 2017-04-20 |
| 5648. | Bob (bobanton02) | 99.75 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 5649. | qwerty (qwerty235) | 99.75 | 98% | 2026-02-11 |
| 5650. | Johnny (johnrocket) | 99.75 | 99% | 2019-04-03 |
| 5651. | gegs921 (gegs921) | 99.75 | 98% | 2022-03-31 |
| 5652. | NorthernNinja (northernninj... | 99.75 | 98% | 2018-12-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |