See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11399. | Gordon (smurkey) | 76.88 | 97% | 2019-07-07 |
| 11400. | TT (t_t_t6969) | 76.88 | 96% | 2019-09-07 |
| 11401. | delightfulstyx (delightfuls... | 76.87 | 98% | 2022-09-28 |
| 11402. | ItypeSlow (me_type_so_slow) | 76.87 | 96% | 2024-05-22 |
| 11403. | J (storm356) | 76.87 | 96.2% | 2024-02-04 |
| 11404. | Khoi (khoile9) | 76.87 | 96% | 2019-09-28 |
| 11405. | Please use an appropriate n... | 76.87 | 97% | 2022-02-17 |
| 11406. | Lara (chuiicdhk) | 76.87 | 95% | 2022-09-13 |
| 11407. | Patrick (ricccccckkkkkk) | 76.87 | 94% | 2021-05-12 |
| 11408. | KRIS (kristypes) | 76.86 | 96% | 2025-03-01 |
| 11409. | Thrifty (thrifty4142) | 76.86 | 96% | 2024-11-26 |
| 11410. | orange (orange_text) | 76.86 | 98% | 2023-03-11 |
| 11411. | Sayan (sayan_c) | 76.86 | 97% | 2021-06-27 |
| 11412. | Rajesh (curseraj) | 76.86 | 99% | 2021-09-13 |
| 11413. | Mike (michaelomh) | 76.86 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 11414. | stimo (stimo) | 76.86 | 97% | 2019-08-22 |
| 11415. | Spider (spidey13) | 76.85 | 97% | 2023-03-02 |
| 11416. | Logan (loganbog333) | 76.85 | 98% | 2025-05-13 |
| 11417. | Noodle (noodle0044) | 76.85 | 97% | 2022-10-21 |
| 11418. | CoolBongoBoy (nerdrepellent) | 76.84 | 98% | 2021-10-27 |
| 11419. | Abhijeet (flamekaiser) | 76.84 | 96% | 2020-05-24 |
| 11420. | shau (shauwei_0510) | 76.84 | 99.6% | 2023-08-13 |
| 11421. | Michael (thecreepyguy) | 76.84 | 95% | 2023-03-03 |
| 11422. | Desk (desktopped) | 76.83 | 97% | 2022-11-30 |
| 11423. | Ahnaf (stallion1145) | 76.83 | 96% | 2023-06-10 |
| 11424. | Thanos (thanosrr) | 76.82 | 96% | 2023-02-28 |
| 11425. | Preston (pt23) | 76.82 | 97% | 2023-06-08 |
| 11426. | James (yeuyeu4sho) | 76.82 | 96% | 2022-04-22 |
| 11427. | Eric (notmexican) | 76.82 | 98% | 2022-06-12 |
| 11428. | Pyren (pyren83) | 76.82 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |