I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1990. | GSM BERKAH (andyyusuf) | 118.81 | 98% | 2020-09-23 |
| 1991. | :) (bavadin) | 118.80 | 98% | 2020-10-30 |
| 1992. | Nuggeteer (nuggeteer1) | 118.78 | 96.5% | 2024-07-25 |
| 1993. | B (briguy94) | 118.77 | 98% | 2018-01-25 |
| 1994. | Frost (frostfireee1) | 118.77 | 97% | 2020-06-02 |
| 1995. | heck (zendricnonquit) | 118.77 | 98% | 2023-04-06 |
| 1996. | Paul (dettoaltrimenti) | 118.76 | 99% | 2018-07-14 |
| 1997. | Raymond (rng9512) | 118.75 | 96.8% | 2023-09-30 |
| 1998. | John (rubyjunk) | 118.75 | 99% | 2021-01-25 |
| 1999. | Unsolved (unsolvedcypher) | 118.75 | 99% | 2020-04-01 |
| 2000. | Raymond (szlesh) | 118.74 | 99% | 2025-05-01 |
| 2001. | Rodrigo (rugoso) | 118.74 | 100% | 2018-10-09 |
| 2002. | Donald (dhonuill) | 118.74 | 99% | 2017-02-04 |
| 2003. | Russian (russianemu27) | 118.74 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
| 2004. | taan (taanz) | 118.73 | 97% | 2024-03-14 |
| 2005. | Joey (jzara33) | 118.72 | 98% | 2018-01-28 |
| 2006. | (logan188mc) | 118.67 | 97% | 2025-05-19 |
| 2007. | John (johnprogrammer1) | 118.66 | 97.4% | 2023-09-03 |
| 2008. | JT (jtuwu) | 118.65 | 93.4% | 2025-01-18 |
| 2009. | x (mxlxdx) | 118.65 | 99% | 2018-10-07 |
| 2010. | Sky (skywalk_) | 118.64 | 98% | 2025-07-06 |
| 2011. | Dominic (dominiccarroll) | 118.64 | 98% | 2017-09-30 |
| 2012. | jeff (typecringe) | 118.64 | 98% | 2021-08-22 |
| 2013. | (benevolentgardener) | 118.63 | 97.9% | 2025-01-17 |
| 2014. | TheMayoTyrant (themayotyran... | 118.63 | 99% | 2020-10-29 |
| 2015. | Kayl (kaydav1502) | 118.61 | 99% | 2022-12-07 |
| 2016. | Josh (sinkadink) | 118.57 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
| 2017. | skye (noctie) | 118.56 | 97% | 2023-04-04 |
| 2018. | Walsur (walsur) | 118.55 | 99.7% | 2021-01-28 |
| 2019. | Arefin Sadek (arefin007) | 118.54 | 98.4% | 2025-05-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |