Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1096. | (plotinusdickens) | 124.79 | 98% | 2021-06-13 |
| 1097. | (yoshibf) | 124.78 | 98% | 2021-10-29 |
| 1098. | (_extremely_bored) | 124.77 | 98.8% | 2023-07-02 |
| 1099. | Asto (ukikunz) | 124.76 | 99.2% | 2024-09-12 |
| 1100. | (ba9myra9) | 124.76 | 98% | 2022-04-23 |
| 1101. | (pigeonistic) | 124.76 | 96% | 2025-11-01 |
| 1102. | Zachary (zachattack972) | 124.74 | 98% | 2020-12-04 |
| 1103. | Rigno (redbubba) | 124.73 | 98% | 2022-10-28 |
| 1104. | (aes222) | 124.73 | 98% | 2022-01-14 |
| 1105. | (mrcizzo) | 124.72 | 98% | 2020-06-28 |
| 1106. | (dvorak_only_challenge) | 124.71 | 99% | 2025-10-23 |
| 1107. | (dihydrogen_monoxide) | 124.70 | 99% | 2022-02-05 |
| 1108. | (rexor12) | 124.68 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
| 1109. | (cheznaught) | 124.65 | 99% | 2021-01-22 |
| 1110. | (cloudmushman) | 124.63 | 97.8% | 2024-06-06 |
| 1111. | (mathem4ticals) | 124.63 | 97.6% | 2021-02-12 |
| 1112. | Loege (loege) | 124.61 | 98% | 2023-03-19 |
| 1113. | @shikothecat (bloodyrainbow) | 124.60 | 97.7% | 2024-12-25 |
| 1114. | Grant (grantly) | 124.59 | 97.3% | 2025-04-02 |
| 1115. | (isakooooo) | 124.59 | 99% | 2022-08-12 |
| 1116. | feedbacker (feedbacker) | 124.59 | 100% | 2024-08-09 |
| 1117. | Malagasy_Typer (bradthegoat69) | 124.57 | 99% | 2025-12-11 |
| 1118. | (jmcasino) | 124.55 | 99% | 2025-02-16 |
| 1119. | (mickeyice3) | 124.54 | 99% | 2025-08-14 |
| 1120. | (elohunter) | 124.54 | 98% | 2020-07-22 |
| 1121. | (vboats) | 124.53 | 98% | 2026-04-16 |
| 1122. | (butterloaf) | 124.53 | 99% | 2021-12-23 |
| 1123. | (bigstinker) | 124.52 | 98% | 2021-10-08 |
| 1124. | Raunak (englishassignment) | 124.52 | 98% | 2023-04-04 |
| 1125. | (kevinneeraj) | 124.52 | 96.6% | 2024-10-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |