So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33136. | (shacha) | 45.41 | 97% | 2022-02-16 |
| 33137. | (luketodamax) | 45.41 | 95% | 2018-10-04 |
| 33138. | (aathi) | 45.41 | 97% | 2015-04-27 |
| 33139. | (abhisek) | 45.41 | 94% | 2014-07-26 |
| 33140. | Azhar (achmad) | 45.41 | 92% | 2014-04-11 |
| 33141. | (61susan) | 45.41 | 94% | 2014-03-26 |
| 33142. | Abhi (abhifinisher) | 45.40 | 95% | 2022-09-24 |
| 33143. | (ayushsingh2310) | 45.40 | 95% | 2023-07-16 |
| 33144. | (data_m) | 45.40 | 94% | 2021-07-11 |
| 33145. | (palash_mittal) | 45.39 | 88% | 2014-04-13 |
| 33146. | (irfanugrahati) | 45.39 | 98% | 2015-09-17 |
| 33147. | Utkarsh (fate_uc) | 45.38 | 94% | 2020-09-12 |
| 33148. | Ariel (arielzone) | 45.38 | 92% | 2012-09-26 |
| 33149. | (qwali) | 45.37 | 94% | 2023-05-01 |
| 33150. | (pd5999) | 45.37 | 97% | 2020-11-17 |
| 33151. | wang (wangjian) | 45.37 | 97% | 2012-04-19 |
| 33152. | (alfatah) | 45.36 | 96% | 2012-04-27 |
| 33153. | (nikhefong) | 45.36 | 96% | 2013-02-23 |
| 33154. | Louis (lodero) | 45.36 | 94% | 2017-06-10 |
| 33155. | (karem_elshendy) | 45.36 | 94% | 2022-10-07 |
| 33156. | (leafies) | 45.36 | 88% | 2012-12-07 |
| 33157. | (catmeow1) | 45.36 | 96% | 2012-01-10 |
| 33158. | (madin_gov) | 45.35 | 95% | 2023-03-08 |
| 33159. | (cheeseyman) | 45.35 | 93% | 2023-03-05 |
| 33160. | (billaaal) | 45.35 | 95.4% | 2021-01-30 |
| 33161. | (avelansh) | 45.35 | 88% | 2012-11-19 |
| 33162. | (rahul_3515) | 45.34 | 97% | 2022-06-15 |
| 33163. | (majjir) | 45.34 | 93% | 2019-12-18 |
| 33164. | (yawa) | 45.34 | — | 2010-04-02 |
| 33165. | (namnq) | 45.33 | — | 2009-10-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |