The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29988. | (borechen12) | 52.78 | 94% | 2014-08-23 |
| 29989. | (xerone89206) | 52.77 | 93% | 2022-12-11 |
| 29990. | (phillywilly93) | 52.77 | 97% | 2018-11-13 |
| 29991. | RaKeisha (keisha10) | 52.77 | 94% | 2012-02-01 |
| 29992. | (gagah) | 52.77 | — | 2010-06-09 |
| 29993. | (higcal) | 52.76 | 94% | 2022-05-14 |
| 29994. | (abhis) | 52.76 | 91% | 2016-06-06 |
| 29995. | (cgalarza) | 52.75 | — | 2010-06-27 |
| 29996. | (janvincent31) | 52.75 | — | 2011-04-23 |
| 29997. | (chris_1) | 52.74 | 93% | 2022-09-04 |
| 29998. | (chiquillo) | 52.74 | 94% | 2012-06-18 |
| 29999. | (not_realistic) | 52.73 | 96% | 2022-09-22 |
| 30000. | Muska*206afghan* (muska206afg) | 52.73 | 96% | 2022-06-09 |
| 30001. | (shivam_srivastava_18) | 52.73 | 94% | 2021-08-19 |
| 30002. | (rockmonster) | 52.73 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 30003. | (jay_s) | 52.73 | — | 2009-02-06 |
| 30004. | (lockkdownn) | 52.72 | 91% | 2012-11-06 |
| 30005. | (ayushtank) | 52.71 | 95% | 2021-08-10 |
| 30006. | (steven_s) | 52.71 | 95% | 2015-04-01 |
| 30007. | (alamgirvigu) | 52.71 | 97% | 2014-06-20 |
| 30008. | (siltybridge5582) | 52.70 | 93.1% | 2023-08-22 |
| 30009. | (minifoke) | 52.70 | 90% | 2013-01-01 |
| 30010. | (poopooja) | 52.69 | — | 2010-06-05 |
| 30011. | Kit (kittoadinatha) | 52.69 | 86% | 2015-12-14 |
| 30012. | (cheesewhiz62) | 52.69 | 90% | 2012-10-20 |
| 30013. | (anvesh2013) | 52.68 | 89% | 2016-06-05 |
| 30014. | (ibrahim_habib) | 52.68 | 94% | 2015-08-12 |
| 30015. | (jimbobicle) | 52.67 | 95% | 2017-06-06 |
| 30016. | raghu (r_strike9437) | 52.67 | 96% | 2020-06-08 |
| 30017. | (charm_joseph) | 52.67 | 88% | 2011-12-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |