Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4114. | (evandp1999) | 67.17 | 95% | 2018-03-06 |
| 4115. | (mike1835) | 67.14 | 96% | 2020-12-13 |
| 4116. | (muhammadshahid) | 67.14 | 97% | 2018-09-29 |
| 4117. | Tsuguto (tkogamer) | 67.13 | 96% | 2019-10-18 |
| 4118. | (aatankwadi) | 67.12 | 98% | 2020-03-25 |
| 4119. | (148038) | 67.10 | 96% | 2019-10-02 |
| 4120. | lilinfang (hk_l) | 67.09 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
| 4121. | Didar (didar860) | 67.09 | 97% | 2018-09-21 |
| 4122. | (bkflay) | 67.08 | 93% | 2018-11-10 |
| 4123. | (showmanthemoney) | 67.07 | 97% | 2020-07-13 |
| 4124. | Aleks (aleks8) | 67.07 | 97% | 2019-10-13 |
| 4125. | (arbfm) | 67.07 | 95% | 2017-08-09 |
| 4126. | (jamesablack) | 67.05 | 97% | 2019-03-23 |
| 4127. | Ramses (boinkey) | 67.04 | 95% | 2020-12-06 |
| 4128. | Bhargav (moronic_idiot) | 67.03 | 95% | 2017-11-10 |
| 4129. | (boggle) | 67.03 | 97% | 2020-04-24 |
| 4130. | IHaveArthritus (loabing) | 67.02 | 96% | 2019-11-25 |
| 4131. | (vblongneck) | 67.02 | 96% | 2019-05-07 |
| 4132. | (wozi) | 67.01 | 96% | 2020-08-05 |
| 4133. | (mrtek) | 67.01 | 94% | 2017-12-12 |
| 4134. | Felipe (felipet) | 66.99 | 98% | 2020-08-30 |
| 4135. | (princefunny) | 66.98 | 97% | 2018-02-03 |
| 4136. | (ryencxztoo) | 66.97 | 95% | 2020-08-05 |
| 4137. | (johnzhang0812) | 66.96 | 97% | 2020-09-11 |
| 4138. | (ljrobispado) | 66.95 | 97% | 2018-02-25 |
| 4139. | (candysock) | 66.95 | 93% | 2018-05-30 |
| 4140. | (gettnumbers) | 66.94 | 96% | 2018-10-03 |
| 4141. | (extrawhitetoothpaste) | 66.93 | 96% | 2018-07-01 |
| 4142. | (dhc1020) | 66.93 | 96% | 2018-03-14 |
| 4143. | code_brains (coderider) | 66.93 | 97% | 2020-09-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |