So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33696. | trollingck (trollingck) | 45.24 | 88% | 2015-10-30 |
| 33697. | sanjay (sk_mahto) | 45.24 | 96.8% | 2021-02-26 |
| 33698. | Josh (joshmorgan) | 45.24 | 93% | 2021-01-11 |
| 33699. | Sanghoon (sshkim) | 45.24 | 96% | 2013-09-18 |
| 33700. | Abdulrahman Sabbagh (abdulr... | 45.23 | 91% | 2022-01-10 |
| 33701. | YellowR (yellowrb) | 45.23 | 94% | 2018-11-08 |
| 33702. | Bonn (basketbonn) | 45.23 | 95% | 2014-09-08 |
| 33703. | Joseph (jjoseph) | 45.23 | 95% | 2011-10-21 |
| 33704. | Oliver (thatiswhatyouthink) | 45.23 | 88% | 2017-04-27 |
| 33705. | Fikayo (fikthenig) | 45.22 | 93% | 2017-06-21 |
| 33706. | Ali (ali0007) | 45.22 | 93% | 2014-04-27 |
| 33707. | Jiahong (wjzwjh) | 45.22 | 88% | 2012-07-18 |
| 33708. | reza (reza01m) | 45.22 | 90% | 2011-08-17 |
| 33709. | jana (ravikiranjana) | 45.22 | 92% | 2011-10-17 |
| 33710. | Teun (typingthunder) | 45.21 | 92% | 2021-11-03 |
| 33711. | pie (typingii) | 45.21 | 92% | 2017-01-14 |
| 33712. | Ahmed (ahmed20) | 45.20 | 96% | 2022-09-12 |
| 33713. | Wasiq (qisaw) | 45.20 | 85% | 2015-12-22 |
| 33714. | Laura (lneedham22) | 45.20 | 84% | 2014-05-01 |
| 33715. | George (george_i) | 45.20 | 92% | 2013-05-06 |
| 33716. | Nish (nishseshadri1808) | 45.20 | 94% | 2021-02-15 |
| 33717. | Mizanur (mizanur16) | 45.20 | 96% | 2020-10-09 |
| 33718. | Yonas (yhaile35@gmail.com) | 45.20 | 98% | 2014-03-19 |
| 33719. | kakarot (kakkarot) | 45.20 | 95% | 2012-06-29 |
| 33720. | shekhar (shekhar27) | 45.20 | 94% | 2013-01-23 |
| 33721. | maria (pajmaz) | 45.20 | — | 2008-12-14 |
| 33722. | Spork (sporkyboi) | 45.19 | 97% | 2022-04-12 |
| 33723. | Lilly (lillybaez) | 45.19 | 89% | 2015-11-04 |
| 33724. | Edith (edith44) | 45.19 | 95% | 2014-02-19 |
| 33725. | Terri (terri) | 45.19 | — | 2008-10-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |