As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11647. | Umang (umanghome) | 79.89 | 91% | 2015-10-23 |
| 11648. | Samy (sami_osman) | 79.89 | 93% | 2016-04-27 |
| 11649. | Guðjón (krotari) | 79.88 | 95% | 2022-11-23 |
| 11650. | Christian (bobbyjrrocks) | 79.88 | 97% | 2025-02-21 |
| 11651. | Josh (syztyqus) | 79.88 | 97% | 2021-06-21 |
| 11652. | chipotle06 (chipotle06) | 79.88 | 97.2% | 2021-02-04 |
| 11653. | PHUEN (psheutean) | 79.88 | 97% | 2015-12-07 |
| 11654. | Bao (sushivision) | 79.88 | 98% | 2019-05-14 |
| 11655. | Nemanja (myownmaster) | 79.87 | 95% | 2016-09-22 |
| 11656. | CallMeSaul (sussytypist) | 79.87 | 96.3% | 2024-01-18 |
| 11657. | SIhwan (thoven0215) | 79.87 | 96% | 2021-01-01 |
| 11658. | Zakaru (gaudo1991) | 79.87 | 98% | 2022-04-21 |
| 11659. | A (iejdbc) | 79.87 | 98% | 2019-01-29 |
| 11660. | Justin (ustinj) | 79.86 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| 11661. | aud (audimka04) | 79.86 | 95% | 2018-08-10 |
| 11662. | Rick (ihateapostrophes) | 79.86 | 96% | 2018-06-06 |
| 11663. | Lloyd (lloydd) | 79.85 | 98% | 2015-12-16 |
| 11664. | lemonilemon (lemonilemon) | 79.84 | 97.4% | 2024-07-22 |
| 11665. | Balint (mogyorosibalin) | 79.84 | 97% | 2022-09-22 |
| 11666. | Alex (noobyalex) | 79.84 | 98% | 2023-02-23 |
| 11667. | Anran (anrantano) | 79.83 | 95% | 2019-03-03 |
| 11668. | Robert (magicnanner) | 79.83 | 96% | 2018-11-26 |
| 11669. | M (mschuh) | 79.82 | 97% | 2024-06-17 |
| 11670. | Ravi (131raviarya) | 79.82 | 97.5% | 2023-07-01 |
| 11671. | Holly (runningnurse) | 79.82 | 99% | 2018-01-09 |
| 11672. | Lumberjack (lumberpython) | 79.82 | 96.9% | 2021-02-06 |
| 11673. | Lasse (imlasse) | 79.82 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| 11674. | Dolphin (pigmaster) | 79.82 | 94% | 2015-05-09 |
| 11675. | Luke (tinkeng) | 79.81 | 98% | 2017-11-18 |
| 11676. | slothy (slothgav) | 79.81 | 95.1% | 2025-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |