The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11658. | Pratyush (pratyush211) | 85.79 | 97% | 2023-05-07 |
| 11659. | Bingu (pengsa) | 85.79 | 96.8% | 2021-02-08 |
| 11660. | zn (ittahb) | 85.79 | 95% | 2021-08-12 |
| 11661. | dk (mash_potatoes) | 85.79 | — | 2009-11-20 |
| 11662. | JV (jibs12) | 85.78 | 99% | 2021-05-01 |
| 11663. | Seth (sdun) | 85.78 | 97% | 2019-09-04 |
| 11664. | ASG (asg1997) | 85.78 | 98% | 2021-06-12 |
| 11665. | Joanna (joanna_josie) | 85.78 | 92% | 2012-07-19 |
| 11666. | Blake (25kangboyang) | 85.78 | 98% | 2021-01-17 |
| 11667. | Branden (felidor) | 85.78 | 90% | 2013-04-07 |
| 11668. | Jacob (solace72) | 85.78 | 96% | 2020-08-23 |
| 11669. | Alejandro (aleviera01) | 85.78 | 96% | 2015-10-07 |
| 11670. | Hitler (imnothitler) | 85.78 | — | 2010-02-25 |
| 11671. | King (kingthiccness) | 85.77 | 97% | 2022-01-15 |
| 11672. | Nikolaj (chizaque) | 85.77 | 94% | 2016-01-25 |
| 11673. | SuckIT (siddhant.alok@gmail... | 85.77 | 97% | 2011-08-31 |
| 11674. | Sudip (llimbus) | 85.76 | 98% | 2020-06-24 |
| 11675. | Russell (russellsapphire) | 85.76 | 94% | 2021-11-21 |
| 11676. | Yogi (y0g3) | 85.76 | 96% | 2015-01-19 |
| 11677. | Nedam (nedam) | 85.76 | — | 2011-01-05 |
| 11678. | Stella (gmacd) | 85.76 | — | 2009-08-23 |
| 11679. | Turkey (habibiturkey) | 85.75 | 96% | 2023-03-10 |
| 11680. | MrRabbit (mr_rabbit_) | 85.75 | 97% | 2023-09-05 |
| 11681. | Meditate (meditate) | 85.75 | 98% | 2022-01-20 |
| 11682. | Timmy (air_) | 85.75 | 94% | 2014-07-25 |
| 11683. | Akash (akash12) | 85.75 | 91% | 2017-05-18 |
| 11684. | Stable (delux77) | 85.75 | 99% | 2017-06-11 |
| 11685. | Jamie (charcuterielord) | 85.74 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
| 11686. | Dan (danisoz12) | 85.74 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 11687. | ada (sadness03) | 85.74 | 97% | 2020-04-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |