Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1774. | Simone (motonacciu) | 59.38 | 98% | 2017-11-29 |
| 1775. | Jakub (wasiul) | 59.34 | 93% | 2018-02-27 |
| 1776. | Johnson (johnson_suisse) | 59.34 | 96% | 2019-06-05 |
| 1777. | Joseph (jpanco) | 59.34 | 97% | 2017-06-27 |
| 1778. | Mistakes Were Made (rhino1998) | 59.31 | 96% | 2018-10-26 |
| 1779. | Sync (syncffmail) | 59.30 | 98% | 2019-08-26 |
| 1780. | Chung Wu (thewingsofnight) | 59.29 | 96% | 2018-06-21 |
| 1781. | Derek (derekkeiley) | 59.29 | 98% | 2020-02-02 |
| 1782. | Deveshwar (deveshwar) | 59.28 | 96% | 2018-05-11 |
| 1783. | Guest (kageboshi) | 59.27 | 96% | 2019-05-09 |
| 1784. | Lyadde (lyadde) | 59.26 | 97% | 2018-09-15 |
| 1785. | Hong Kong Pig (sunnyhgbhlam) | 59.26 | 96% | 2018-05-29 |
| 1786. | Antonio (onekorg) | 59.23 | 96% | 2017-06-27 |
| 1787. | Poop (burnspeed) | 59.22 | 95% | 2018-02-01 |
| 1788. | Alex (barrientosal) | 59.21 | 96% | 2019-03-26 |
| 1789. | Marcin (marcin27z) | 59.20 | 96% | 2018-01-07 |
| 1790. | Llama (llama1412) | 59.19 | 96% | 2017-12-02 |
| 1791. | Jacob (sensativj) | 59.19 | 95% | 2018-11-12 |
| 1792. | Hi Im Lloyd (hiimlloyd) | 59.17 | 95% | 2017-12-03 |
| 1793. | 0x507FA88 (tt_richard) | 59.16 | 98% | 2018-12-24 |
| 1794. | Justin (jtsn) | 59.10 | 96% | 2018-10-04 |
| 1795. | astroLion (astrolion) | 59.10 | 96% | 2018-11-26 |
| 1796. | I12 (inot12) | 59.09 | 97% | 2019-07-29 |
| 1797. | zzzz (cout) | 59.09 | 97% | 2019-01-25 |
| 1798. | 🐌💨🐢💨🐐💨 (m... | 59.05 | 98% | 2019-04-03 |
| 1799. | Didar (didar860) | 59.05 | 95% | 2018-09-30 |
| 1800. | Robert (elitists) | 59.04 | 96% | 2019-10-25 |
| 1801. | Al (aaaaaaaal) | 59.01 | 96% | 2019-06-16 |
| 1802. | yooooooongi (utlyoongs) | 59.00 | 97% | 2019-09-19 |
| 1803. | mrjavaman (mrjavaman) | 58.98 | 95% | 2018-07-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |