Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9982. | Jay (jstaats) | 85.90 | 99% | 2019-01-30 |
| 9983. | James (swishx) | 85.90 | 91% | 2016-01-06 |
| 9984. | Imi (migrant) | 85.89 | 97% | 2013-11-22 |
| 9985. | Fvceless (livefromthevoid) | 85.89 | 95% | 2022-12-17 |
| 9986. | Csabo (csabo85) | 85.88 | 97% | 2012-05-28 |
| 9987. | Garrett (theenforcer) | 85.88 | 95% | 2014-12-01 |
| 9988. | Hoyman (hoyman) | 85.88 | 99% | 2017-12-14 |
| 9989. | Pianist (kagamiyu) | 85.88 | 96% | 2014-06-10 |
| 9990. | Hunter (vtdubz) | 85.88 | 97% | 2021-03-01 |
| 9991. | Tim (thole) | 85.87 | 98% | 2018-12-06 |
| 9992. | Breen (gajuwakaghajini) | 85.87 | 96% | 2017-03-07 |
| 9993. | Jeydon (ijeydon) | 85.87 | 97% | 2014-04-15 |
| 9994. | john (johanwo) | 85.87 | 97% | 2016-05-06 |
| 9995. | Doop (doopers) | 85.87 | 94% | 2012-10-26 |
| 9996. | Ben (bothersomeben) | 85.87 | 96% | 2020-10-25 |
| 9997. | Sam (yaboisam_) | 85.87 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 9998. | John (johnratchet3) | 85.86 | — | 2011-03-23 |
| 9999. | Lizard (lizardk99) | 85.86 | 98% | 2022-10-26 |
| 10000. | EO (eo_37) | 85.85 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
| 10001. | Shaun (coolcole) | 85.85 | 97% | 2017-07-07 |
| 10002. | GlassAnxiety (glassanxiety) | 85.85 | 98% | 2022-08-04 |
| 10003. | Amir (amirbudicecep) | 85.84 | 94% | 2015-06-18 |
| 10004. | Tarik (fattortoise) | 85.84 | 96% | 2017-01-11 |
| 10005. | Cumstar (cumstar123) | 85.84 | 95.9% | 2021-01-28 |
| 10006. | rahmu (rahmu) | 85.84 | 95% | 2016-07-22 |
| 10007. | Jerrel (jerrel) | 85.84 | 94% | 2013-08-04 |
| 10008. | H (l3pik) | 85.83 | 96% | 2012-10-01 |
| 10009. | Ba (prttyfast) | 85.83 | 95% | 2021-07-26 |
| 10010. | Will (greggaz) | 85.83 | 97% | 2022-03-07 |
| 10011. | Zhu (viviora) | 85.83 | 97% | 2022-09-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |