Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2390. | Kevin (stidehi) | 82.07 | 97% | 2020-05-18 |
| 2391. | Atif (pakistan_786) | 82.07 | 98% | 2020-08-05 |
| 2392. | anonymous :) (blingman271) | 82.06 | 97% | 2018-10-17 |
| 2393. | Bryan (sonar90s) | 82.06 | 97% | 2017-09-02 |
| 2394. | bananacake (bananacak3) | 82.06 | 97% | 2017-11-17 |
| 2395. | Nathan (nnard1616) | 82.04 | 96% | 2017-08-09 |
| 2396. | Hater (hateself) | 82.04 | 98% | 2017-08-11 |
| 2397. | holymoly (kajohnny) | 82.03 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 2398. | Michael (michaellco) | 82.03 | 98% | 2019-08-05 |
| 2399. | Lyric (lyric39) | 82.03 | 97% | 2018-12-05 |
| 2400. | Matthew (exiamu) | 82.01 | 97% | 2019-07-29 |
| 2401. | Chase (chasericker003) | 82.01 | 96% | 2018-08-05 |
| 2402. | werpyp_dvorak (werpyp) | 81.98 | 97% | 2020-10-31 |
| 2403. | jaso (jasocanfly) | 81.98 | 97% | 2019-12-10 |
| 2404. | Yaleth (yalethc) | 81.96 | 99% | 2018-02-05 |
| 2405. | Sumeo-Okami (paolo321) | 81.96 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 2406. | lizardd (lizardd) | 81.94 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
| 2407. | Micah (mhayes2192) | 81.91 | 99% | 2019-11-07 |
| 2408. | Maybe (maybecow) | 81.90 | 96% | 2020-10-13 |
| 2409. | Daniel (114_dchen) | 81.88 | 95% | 2019-01-21 |
| 2410. | giul1o (giul1o) | 81.88 | 97% | 2018-02-11 |
| 2411. | Yevhenii (prinzeugen) | 81.88 | 97% | 2019-10-27 |
| 2412. | Logan (loganft) | 81.88 | 97% | 2019-04-15 |
| 2413. | Paul (pk234) | 81.88 | 99% | 2017-09-02 |
| 2414. | Hannah (hannahjoyjoy) | 81.85 | 99% | 2018-09-14 |
| 2415. | tsapi (tsapi) | 81.84 | 97% | 2018-05-30 |
| 2416. | Cao (planetarygoxuanthinh) | 81.83 | 97% | 2019-12-18 |
| 2417. | Chris (chrisnob) | 81.83 | 95% | 2020-09-04 |
| 2418. | Tom (tomhoppen) | 81.81 | 97% | 2019-03-20 |
| 2419. | ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (sipps) | 81.80 | 97% | 2018-06-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |