The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3238. | Adam (daoracer) | 109.92 | 98% | 2017-05-28 |
| 3239. | Lolita (lolitalil) | 109.91 | 96% | 2011-10-06 |
| 3240. | W/H (w_h_) | 109.91 | 92% | 2015-11-10 |
| 3241. | Dekeract (shuuru) | 109.91 | 86% | 2014-12-02 |
| 3242. | Choo (iplaygame123) | 109.91 | 98% | 2017-09-19 |
| 3243. | Jack (delux10) | 109.90 | 97% | 2014-01-30 |
| 3244. | Hoang (hag0n) | 109.89 | 97% | 2014-02-24 |
| 3245. | X (al9569) | 109.89 | 92% | 2012-01-22 |
| 3246. | Jimmy (jimbozeub888) | 109.88 | 97% | 2022-04-02 |
| 3247. | Gloryan (shadowglory) | 109.88 | 90% | 2015-12-05 |
| 3248. | uNiCoRNpRiNcEsSx (swagpiratex) | 109.88 | 97% | 2013-03-05 |
| 3249. | Simone (imkindatoxiccx) | 109.86 | 98% | 2022-08-13 |
| 3250. | Anth (anthboss) | 109.86 | 98% | 2023-02-22 |
| 3251. | Bruce (brucewaiker) | 109.86 | 99% | 2020-07-28 |
| 3252. | RambooUAE , A_A_A_A (killin... | 109.86 | — | 2010-12-14 |
| 3253. | k00lperson (k00lperson) | 109.86 | 94% | 2013-02-10 |
| 3254. | Olivia (livlev) | 109.85 | 100% | 2016-10-28 |
| 3255. | Richard Head (archimedesthe... | 109.85 | 97% | 2016-05-30 |
| 3256. | Jamie (shkm) | 109.85 | — | 2009-04-09 |
| 3257. | William (obaws) | 109.84 | 97% | 2015-09-01 |
| 3258. | 60 WPM (60_wpm) | 109.82 | 97% | 2013-09-21 |
| 3259. | Alan (alanyong) | 109.82 | 93% | 2012-03-23 |
| 3260. | DJ (djjeavons) | 109.81 | — | 2008-12-23 |
| 3261. | Joshua (manboys54) | 109.80 | 98% | 2022-12-23 |
| 3262. | rampulsious (hendr9xhr) | 109.79 | 99% | 2021-07-06 |
| 3263. | Nodd (nodd) | 109.78 | 99% | 2014-06-06 |
| 3264. | Ben (softaco) | 109.78 | 98% | 2020-07-21 |
| 3265. | Symmetry (symmetry) | 109.78 | 96% | 2012-07-29 |
| 3266. | ha (chillbro) | 109.78 | 90% | 2011-06-10 |
| 3267. | David (drosen) | 109.77 | — | 2008-10-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |