So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19736. | HMK (gravelordnito0013) | 68.94 | 97% | 2023-01-26 |
| 19737. | River (lttriver) | 68.94 | 98% | 2022-01-31 |
| 19738. | Fred (geekhideout) | 68.94 | 93% | 2011-09-19 |
| 19739. | not (not_vidhu) | 68.93 | 96% | 2021-12-12 |
| 19740. | Ping (pinglam101) | 68.93 | 95% | 2020-04-05 |
| 19741. | Abah (bahenco) | 68.93 | 99% | 2017-06-14 |
| 19742. | Leen (pogopanda) | 68.93 | 89% | 2012-03-19 |
| 19743. | Tolga (tolgaakyuz) | 68.92 | 94% | 2016-06-23 |
| 19744. | Adrianne (mrsthornton09) | 68.92 | 98% | 2017-10-17 |
| 19745. | NEO (qwerty_08) | 68.92 | 98.8% | 2023-10-15 |
| 19746. | faadhil (nexttrack07) | 68.92 | 96.7% | 2023-10-14 |
| 19747. | Kalervo (dilbodeadhorseflog... | 68.92 | 98% | 2021-11-07 |
| 19748. | Henry (grasstastesbad) | 68.92 | 96% | 2022-08-30 |
| 19749. | sheikh (skjalauddin79@yahoo... | 68.92 | 98% | 2011-12-27 |
| 19750. | sankirtan (sankidra) | 68.92 | 98% | 2013-12-01 |
| 19751. | Chiranjivee (cjthehacker7) | 68.92 | 96% | 2014-06-08 |
| 19752. | pat (teloi) | 68.91 | 95% | 2020-04-07 |
| 19753. | Sohei (sohei) | 68.91 | 95% | 2022-11-13 |
| 19754. | Kevin (thatoneasiang) | 68.91 | 97% | 2019-03-16 |
| 19755. | John (enhoj22) | 68.91 | 96% | 2021-05-05 |
| 19756. | Rebekka (rebekkah) | 68.91 | — | 2011-04-26 |
| 19757. | some_guy (liudvikas) | 68.91 | 95% | 2017-05-08 |
| 19758. | elpresador (el_presador) | 68.91 | 93% | 2011-11-26 |
| 19759. | Tuan (dleh) | 68.91 | — | 2010-09-16 |
| 19760. | Trent (twesley20) | 68.90 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
| 19761. | UnreliableSpare (unreliable... | 68.90 | 98% | 2023-03-26 |
| 19762. | Cao Sy Hai (caosyhailong99) | 68.90 | 95% | 2019-04-22 |
| 19763. | beansnboges (beansnboges) | 68.90 | 98% | 2021-10-27 |
| 19764. | ECT_ (ect_27) | 68.90 | 96% | 2014-10-06 |
| 19765. | einstrung (einstrung) | 68.90 | 92% | 2011-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |