So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12140. | 1vlartcepza (azpectralv1) | 81.34 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 12141. | Marcia (monkeyhihi) | 81.34 | 91% | 2014-03-28 |
| 12142. | Graeme (thegraeme) | 81.34 | 90% | 2016-01-28 |
| 12143. | stimo (stimo) | 81.34 | 97% | 2020-03-07 |
| 12144. | Megan (mal2012) | 81.34 | 95% | 2012-10-13 |
| 12145. | HousePeople (housepeople) | 81.33 | 92% | 2013-05-31 |
| 12146. | DustySheep (smowbog) | 81.33 | 97% | 2021-11-23 |
| 12147. | Flarefin (flah_zwou) | 81.33 | 94% | 2022-06-22 |
| 12148. | kirini (j1b1) | 81.33 | 98% | 2021-04-06 |
| 12149. | John (johnpaulwb) | 81.33 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 12150. | czvzxc (singhap) | 81.33 | 95% | 2017-03-24 |
| 12151. | Late (nikolaholmes) | 81.32 | 98% | 2022-04-15 |
| 12152. | Morils (morils) | 81.32 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
| 12153. | David (westie) | 81.32 | — | 2009-08-02 |
| 12154. | CJ (vss1317) | 81.32 | 94% | 2011-07-09 |
| 12155. | Scott (glorfindel1975) | 81.32 | — | 2008-10-23 |
| 12156. | Altair (aimenov) | 81.31 | 97.2% | 2023-11-03 |
| 12157. | ws (wdsyywd) | 81.31 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| 12158. | Ritchie (kuupper) | 81.31 | 95% | 2020-05-03 |
| 12159. | Mouse (little_mouse) | 81.31 | 97% | 2017-11-24 |
| 12160. | Danny (forspam121) | 81.31 | 95% | 2014-09-21 |
| 12161. | SomeDude (a_time_to_live) | 81.31 | 94% | 2013-01-05 |
| 12162. | bibbo (bibbo3) | 81.30 | 97% | 2023-08-04 |
| 12163. | Kai (pokesekai) | 81.30 | 97% | 2021-06-13 |
| 12164. | hibiscus (malvaceae) | 81.30 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 12165. | Miranite (Dvorak) (miranite) | 81.30 | 94% | 2014-05-14 |
| 12166. | Juril (juril) | 81.30 | 90% | 2016-10-14 |
| 12167. | Yorn (yordelehihooo) | 81.29 | 98% | 2023-06-24 |
| 12168. | Clayborn (clayborn) | 81.29 | 96% | 2022-09-06 |
| 12169. | Leon (bluesunset) | 81.29 | 97% | 2017-09-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |