The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10606. | Ulrik (fnystal) | 87.94 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 10607. | Xenu (xenu) | 87.94 | 98% | 2011-09-11 |
| 10608. | Bojack (uberjoe) | 87.94 | 97% | 2017-07-18 |
| 10609. | Avneet (avneet91@gmail.com) | 87.94 | — | 2010-11-23 |
| 10610. | A (yarly) | 87.93 | 93% | 2012-05-22 |
| 10611. | M (mjf2019) | 87.92 | 96% | 2019-06-18 |
| 10612. | Logan (36beastgod) | 87.92 | 97% | 2022-04-03 |
| 10613. | Kimchi (kimchi427) | 87.92 | 91% | 2011-12-18 |
| 10614. | Grace (graceeunjeonglee) | 87.92 | — | 2010-12-07 |
| 10615. | Kyle (kjwhite88) | 87.92 | — | 2010-12-29 |
| 10616. | Kevin (drezar) | 87.92 | 96% | 2016-09-19 |
| 10617. | Wade (larrage) | 87.91 | 95% | 2016-07-20 |
| 10618. | Nikola (shporet) | 87.91 | 98% | 2022-12-08 |
| 10619. | Jon (jonpwn1) | 87.91 | 97% | 2013-11-14 |
| 10620. | Miko (kimonoso) | 87.91 | 98% | 2013-01-31 |
| 10621. | Gill (baezilisk) | 87.91 | 96% | 2013-09-25 |
| 10622. | John (johnisimus) | 87.90 | 93% | 2014-04-04 |
| 10623. | Sean (crazypants27) | 87.90 | 97% | 2017-06-19 |
| 10624. | Gushiken (literalynoob1) | 87.90 | 98% | 2021-09-02 |
| 10625. | k (klausbelegu) | 87.90 | 91% | 2014-02-14 |
| 10626. | Alan (alal22) | 87.90 | 95% | 2015-11-12 |
| 10627. | Shreeram (sgnnb) | 87.90 | 99% | 2016-05-11 |
| 10628. | Duncan (darkstar32526) | 87.90 | 88% | 2015-03-24 |
| 10629. | Johnny (airshield) | 87.90 | 97% | 2013-05-12 |
| 10630. | Marsela (atuam) | 87.89 | 94% | 2011-10-08 |
| 10631. | kev (kilb0t) | 87.89 | 97% | 2018-11-02 |
| 10632. | Rikard (rikardny) | 87.89 | 96% | 2019-01-24 |
| 10633. | blazien (blazien) | 87.88 | 96% | 2017-11-23 |
| 10634. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (poundcayx) | 87.88 | 95% | 2016-05-26 |
| 10635. | Hawk (hawkofdarkness) | 87.87 | 98.1% | 2023-10-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |