So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1701. | alostman (slowtypist199) | 115.62 | 98% | 2021-08-08 |
| 1702. | (guest77) | 115.62 | 98% | 2014-12-04 |
| 1703. | (fogcityroller) | 115.61 | 99% | 2014-03-26 |
| 1704. | (admw) | 115.61 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 1705. | Meh (meh321) | 115.60 | 98% | 2018-06-05 |
| 1706. | Jos (josgritter) | 115.60 | 84% | 2011-11-25 |
| 1707. | Max (17maxklivans) | 115.58 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
| 1708. | (kburchfiel) | 115.58 | 95% | 2012-08-24 |
| 1709. | Calvin (clamvin) | 115.57 | 90% | 2017-05-16 |
| 1710. | (val___) | 115.56 | 98% | 2020-12-31 |
| 1711. | steveleeb (steveleeb) | 115.56 | 98% | 2014-04-16 |
| 1712. | (julie14786) | 115.56 | 96% | 2012-12-12 |
| 1713. | (cassidytyping) | 115.55 | 96% | 2015-12-09 |
| 1714. | keker (yash117) | 115.53 | 99% | 2020-05-07 |
| 1715. | (veiven) | 115.51 | 98% | 2015-02-04 |
| 1716. | (pdlg) | 115.49 | 99% | 2023-04-12 |
| 1717. | (flameheart) | 115.48 | — | 2009-04-19 |
| 1718. | (lite426) | 115.48 | — | 2009-02-16 |
| 1719. | multiflipex (multiflipex) | 115.47 | 99% | 2023-09-20 |
| 1720. | \ (pyfgcrl) | 115.47 | 98% | 2014-07-03 |
| 1721. | (ironman_777) | 115.47 | 94% | 2014-05-09 |
| 1722. | gavinc (klontz) | 115.46 | 97% | 2022-08-06 |
| 1723. | (nickaroo28) | 115.45 | 94% | 2015-09-11 |
| 1724. | (belc0011) | 115.45 | — | 2010-09-01 |
| 1725. | (kevinchen) | 115.42 | 95% | 2014-12-14 |
| 1726. | (comeonn1) | 115.42 | 99% | 2017-07-14 |
| 1727. | Alex (alexm123) | 115.41 | 99% | 2012-12-08 |
| 1728. | Nerds Above Me (nerdsaboveme) | 115.38 | — | 2009-05-20 |
| 1729. | (annettechun25) | 115.37 | 96% | 2022-02-17 |
| 1730. | (justinwatkins) | 115.37 | 96% | 2014-12-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |