Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3322. | Glyph (glyphzoo) | 74.27 | 98% | 2019-06-10 |
| 3323. | Gas (jungas) | 74.27 | 98% | 2020-02-21 |
| 3324. | Ramsey (tackheads) | 74.25 | 96% | 2020-11-29 |
| 3325. | deepak (deepak319) | 74.25 | 97% | 2019-08-30 |
| 3326. | Melchorio (jcquints) | 74.24 | 96% | 2020-10-20 |
| 3327. | Poop (burnspeed) | 74.22 | 96% | 2018-04-23 |
| 3328. | Ar (azzztec) | 74.21 | 95% | 2018-10-03 |
| 3329. | Hieu (txhieu) | 74.21 | 98% | 2019-10-21 |
| 3330. | helvetica (helvetica) | 74.19 | 97% | 2017-06-30 |
| 3331. | JP (cryoblivious) | 74.18 | 96% | 2017-09-09 |
| 3332. | Alex (alaxe) | 74.17 | 95% | 2017-07-02 |
| 3333. | michael (dorfman27) | 74.17 | 98% | 2019-04-02 |
| 3334. | Jason (manjova) | 74.17 | 95% | 2017-12-06 |
| 3335. | Akshay (akshayk) | 74.14 | 97% | 2018-04-27 |
| 3336. | Spacecraft555 (spacecraft555) | 74.13 | 97% | 2018-10-31 |
| 3337. | Randy (randytheelite) | 74.11 | 96% | 2018-06-01 |
| 3338. | Tao (litao91) | 74.10 | 96% | 2019-07-29 |
| 3339. | Felix (promeneraren) | 74.10 | 95% | 2019-08-26 |
| 3340. | MtDewaholic (mtdewaholic) | 74.10 | 95% | 2019-06-05 |
| 3341. | I choke evrytiem (sandelius) | 74.10 | 97% | 2018-01-22 |
| 3342. | Lina (linathefastestyper) | 74.08 | 98% | 2019-11-15 |
| 3343. | IChun (lighttodie) | 74.08 | 96% | 2018-05-31 |
| 3344. | Danger Dave (dangerdave85) | 74.07 | 97% | 2019-10-02 |
| 3345. | _les_ (_les_) | 74.07 | 100% | 2019-02-10 |
| 3346. | huu duy (huu_duy99) | 74.06 | 98% | 2018-04-12 |
| 3347. | Charmi (charmis) | 74.05 | 97% | 2020-03-11 |
| 3348. | Austin (skazilli) | 74.04 | 97% | 2018-08-30 |
| 3349. | workmanLayout (mustelad) | 74.04 | 97% | 2020-06-07 |
| 3350. | Derek (thesilentcloud) | 74.04 | 96% | 2017-07-07 |
| 3351. | Alex (manithan) | 74.03 | 98% | 2019-01-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |