As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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19204. | tstats[fonzie_b] Fonzie... | 62.64 | 97% | 2021-12-12 |
19205. | Nate (leclownfou) | 62.64 | 93% | 2015-05-21 |
19206. | Rizki (rizki_ananda) | 62.64 | 97% | 2019-04-11 |
19207. | Scott (typist2021) | 62.63 | 97% | 2022-02-09 |
19208. | k3pl4 (k3pl4) | 62.63 | 97% | 2023-05-04 |
19209. | Jonah (jonah_had22) | 62.63 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
19210. | kouchanman (kouchanman) | 62.63 | 93% | 2015-08-05 |
19211. | Soohan (koreamaniac101) | 62.63 | 94% | 2016-07-26 |
19212. | George (george9412) | 62.62 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
19213. | Stanley (stn_) | 62.62 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
19214. | munisystem (munisystem) | 62.62 | 97% | 2020-10-04 |
19215. | Bohu (gohubohu) | 62.62 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
19216. | Helipin (helipin14) | 62.62 | 88% | 2017-05-14 |
19217. | Pasindu (alphawolf962) | 62.61 | 96% | 2018-06-18 |
19218. | Devin (ledguy) | 62.60 | 96% | 2019-05-28 |
19219. | Joe (frugalpapillion) | 62.60 | 91% | 2016-02-02 |
19220. | mezrioui (mezrioui) | 62.59 | 96% | 2023-06-26 |
19221. | jay (anakanjay) | 62.59 | 97% | 2021-07-08 |
19222. | Lisi (lisikava) | 62.59 | 94% | 2015-05-20 |
19223. | The Lone (the_arsh) | 62.59 | 94% | 2017-05-23 |
19224. | ilias (iliasnik21) | 62.58 | 92.4% | 2021-02-26 |
19225. | Rizky Agung Dwi (scrowten) | 62.58 | 96% | 2019-10-22 |
19226. | akira (ayhatelove) | 62.58 | 96% | 2018-01-25 |
19227. | John (peacockle) | 62.57 | 94% | 2016-04-25 |
19228. | Andrew (zorkiozorki) | 62.57 | 95% | 2022-07-16 |
19229. | John (equivocxl) | 62.56 | 95% | 2021-03-25 |
19230. | Mike (soule3ter) | 62.56 | 89% | 2016-01-22 |
19231. | Theo (tricarbonate) | 62.56 | 96% | 2019-10-06 |
19232. | Mo (moedd) | 62.56 | 95% | 2018-08-06 |
19233. | Za_Lemon (za_lemon) | 62.55 | 97% | 2023-08-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |