So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33487. | Nurlybek (a_b_b) | 45.64 | 89% | 2015-04-30 |
| 33488. | Rohit (rohitvidwan) | 45.64 | 88% | 2013-05-04 |
| 33489. | trien (hoangocvan) | 45.64 | — | 2011-02-14 |
| 33490. | Joe (averagejoe918) | 45.63 | 89% | 2014-03-27 |
| 33491. | Banderino (nydelin) | 45.63 | 96.6% | 2021-02-04 |
| 33492. | Martyn (wallnut) | 45.63 | 92% | 2013-08-06 |
| 33493. | horse (horsepovver) | 45.62 | 95% | 2018-01-02 |
| 33494. | Cai (cairich) | 45.62 | 94% | 2022-03-29 |
| 33495. | Parth (cracker2111) | 45.62 | 95% | 2022-10-17 |
| 33496. | Max (maxim_brown) | 45.62 | 96% | 2019-01-19 |
| 33497. | Fikri (fikok87) | 45.62 | 96% | 2018-10-10 |
| 33498. | Benjamin (biggy_cheese69) | 45.62 | 94% | 2020-02-10 |
| 33499. | Blaž (bazi2572) | 45.62 | 87% | 2015-05-04 |
| 33500. | Shashwat (shashwat001) | 45.62 | 87% | 2014-02-22 |
| 33501. | ... micah ... (mica09) | 45.62 | — | 2010-02-05 |
| 33502. | musaab (musaab) | 45.62 | 92% | 2012-01-25 |
| 33503. | vishnu (visshnu) | 45.61 | 94% | 2022-03-04 |
| 33504. | Aaron (liron2007) | 45.61 | 95% | 2023-02-04 |
| 33505. | toshit (ignacio_001) | 45.61 | 94% | 2021-01-26 |
| 33506. | Ng (ngcharlie0616) | 45.61 | 90% | 2015-06-28 |
| 33507. | Jon (captainllama) | 45.61 | 94% | 2011-11-03 |
| 33508. | almohannad (almohannad) | 45.61 | — | 2009-12-17 |
| 33509. | Heet (heetpatel219) | 45.60 | 92% | 2021-09-23 |
| 33510. | Tony (tonymonster_1) | 45.60 | 93% | 2021-04-24 |
| 33511. | Anton (nanon) | 45.60 | — | 2009-12-01 |
| 33512. | tran (tocquoan) | 45.59 | 89% | 2014-04-02 |
| 33513. | Colemak (colemaktyper) | 45.58 | 95% | 2020-11-09 |
| 33514. | Noiem (smnoiem) | 45.58 | 96% | 2019-03-31 |
| 33515. | Porter (porter_chang) | 45.58 | 95% | 2014-10-16 |
| 33516. | polce (polce) | 45.57 | 97% | 2022-07-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |