So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7769. | tstats[harveycoolestkid69] ... | 90.68 | 97% | 2021-07-31 |
| 7770. | Mango (mangorice) | 90.68 | 97% | 2017-06-15 |
| 7771. | Patrick (pmacalac) | 90.68 | 98% | 2021-03-12 |
| 7772. | Ocean (oceanlim) | 90.68 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 7773. | ben (itsbenatkinson) | 90.68 | 96% | 2015-07-16 |
| 7774. | Deflay (deflay) | 90.68 | 99% | 2016-03-01 |
| 7775. | Ohana (ohanaaaa) | 90.68 | 97% | 2020-01-17 |
| 7776. | Aren (akev2794) | 90.67 | 96% | 2015-12-26 |
| 7777. | Wandy (wandynsky) | 90.67 | 99% | 2017-10-25 |
| 7778. | Suzanne (tarheelmama) | 90.67 | — | 2009-01-01 |
| 7779. | 🤝🤝 (joejiunn) | 90.66 | 98% | 2021-12-10 |
| 7780. | Samsore (samsore) | 90.66 | 96% | 2022-10-05 |
| 7781. | Yehezkiel Raymundo (yehezki... | 90.66 | 97% | 2021-11-09 |
| 7782. | Stian (stian) | 90.66 | — | 2010-07-18 |
| 7783. | amandine (lovetyping) | 90.66 | — | 2010-11-22 |
| 7784. | jm (johnmd07) | 90.66 | — | 2009-04-24 |
| 7785. | Ryan (lionryan) | 90.65 | 96% | 2020-10-22 |
| 7786. | Jameron (jameron1) | 90.65 | — | 2010-03-28 |
| 7787. | Philip (lindeman) | 90.64 | 97% | 2021-12-18 |
| 7788. | gg (randomname123) | 90.64 | 97% | 2018-11-25 |
| 7789. | gachiGachi (gachigach) | 90.64 | 97% | 2020-01-25 |
| 7790. | Amanda (nochu11) | 90.64 | 98% | 2021-02-12 |
| 7791. | heroes with two horns on he... | 90.64 | — | 2010-04-17 |
| 7792. | bryce (brycegaming) | 90.64 | 95% | 2019-06-16 |
| 7793. | Hayden (bbboi17) | 90.63 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 7794. | 94 (abdulraham) | 90.63 | 97% | 2023-03-15 |
| 7795. | George (bacheloroftravel) | 90.63 | 98% | 2021-04-10 |
| 7796. | Michael (vellocretic) | 90.63 | — | 2011-01-08 |
| 7797. | rdw (madison437) | 90.63 | 97% | 2013-10-18 |
| 7798. | dredge (dredge) | 90.63 | 96% | 2015-11-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |