The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12399. | Luigi (typerlouis) | 84.68 | 98% | 2015-03-28 |
| 12400. | Rex (redrex) | 84.68 | 92% | 2014-03-05 |
| 12401. | Ben (bounciness) | 84.67 | — | 2010-10-16 |
| 12402. | rorschach (ken34505) | 84.67 | 96% | 2019-12-26 |
| 12403. | d0ge (d0ge) | 84.67 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 12404. | Jack (eyther) | 84.67 | 94% | 2016-06-06 |
| 12405. | anne (ayenenee) | 84.67 | 96% | 2022-09-06 |
| 12406. | GTC4Lusso (gtc4lusso) | 84.67 | 98% | 2022-11-01 |
| 12407. | Jondoeyes (jondoeyes) | 84.67 | 97% | 2023-10-16 |
| 12408. | Khoa (khoadeptrai111) | 84.67 | 95.5% | 2023-10-01 |
| 12409. | Richard (rdtr8) | 84.67 | 97% | 2022-01-09 |
| 12410. | K (strongballs) | 84.67 | 97% | 2021-11-21 |
| 12411. | RightOn (lonesome006) | 84.67 | 93% | 2015-01-13 |
| 12412. | Saidami (gosaydami) | 84.67 | 96% | 2016-05-15 |
| 12413. | ngnmhieu (ngnmhieu) | 84.66 | 94% | 2016-03-16 |
| 12414. | Fabietto (fabietto) | 84.66 | 95.5% | 2021-01-30 |
| 12415. | Leonce (lp2407) | 84.65 | 98% | 2019-02-08 |
| 12416. | Gabriel (dsgab) | 84.65 | 95.4% | 2023-05-23 |
| 12417. | Bob (mrgeeses) | 84.65 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| 12418. | wayland (kajprintz) | 84.65 | 99% | 2016-05-27 |
| 12419. | Bruce (bruceboy1985) | 84.65 | 96% | 2019-02-06 |
| 12420. | Félix (ssssnaky) | 84.65 | 98% | 2016-10-15 |
| 12421. | Pavan (mpkreddy93) | 84.65 | 95% | 2016-12-14 |
| 12422. | 林志勇 (linzhiyong) | 84.65 | 93% | 2011-10-03 |
| 12423. | InfernalPanda (infernalpanda) | 84.64 | 97% | 2021-04-15 |
| 12424. | I'm better than (abra_cadabra) | 84.64 | 97% | 2022-05-10 |
| 12425. | Fariz (kidhacks) | 84.64 | 93% | 2012-06-10 |
| 12426. | Hailee (perkypotato) | 84.64 | 95% | 2016-09-15 |
| 12427. | (alf89757) | 84.63 | 92% | 2016-09-10 |
| 12428. | Mohammad (aburub) | 84.63 | 95% | 2013-05-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |