As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2413. | Phenombox (phenombox) | 109.81 | 93% | 2016-01-25 |
| 2414. | chaeartncos (chaearts) | 109.80 | 97.6% | 2024-05-11 |
| 2415. | J (windycruse) | 109.80 | 96% | 2016-11-18 |
| 2416. | + (thevulture) | 109.79 | 99% | 2021-07-08 |
| 2417. | Electronica__ (electronica__) | 109.79 | 99% | 2022-01-21 |
| 2418. | An (an03) | 109.78 | 97% | 2024-06-26 |
| 2419. | pineapple (potarts) | 109.78 | 98% | 2024-04-30 |
| 2420. | Cameron (kristenwiig) | 109.77 | 98% | 2019-11-26 |
| 2421. | Michael (michaelch) | 109.76 | 98.6% | 2023-07-31 |
| 2422. | Jesse (aged) | 109.74 | 100% | 2017-03-24 |
| 2423. | Aditya (adi2911) | 109.73 | 98.8% | 2024-04-17 |
| 2424. | Derk (racen55) | 109.73 | 98.6% | 2024-03-25 |
| 2425. | RIP Reckful (suparmon) | 109.73 | 97% | 2015-09-17 |
| 2426. | Felix (fezzry) | 109.71 | 98% | 2023-11-05 |
| 2427. | Samuel (guardiase) | 109.71 | 100% | 2023-05-01 |
| 2428. | Gavin (gavwhela) | 109.68 | 98% | 2020-01-20 |
| 2429. | Audin (audin) | 109.67 | 99% | 2024-03-03 |
| 2430. | Kevin (kevxu) | 109.67 | 97% | 2021-08-07 |
| 2431. | Chris (tomatohead21) | 109.67 | 96.6% | 2024-08-23 |
| 2432. | Calvin (linearised) | 109.67 | 99% | 2018-11-13 |
| 2433. | Gavin Wei (ib_is_easy) | 109.66 | 99.1% | 2025-02-05 |
| 2434. | yomamahoe (wickedsoul) | 109.65 | 97% | 2017-12-04 |
| 2435. | Rufus (xpain1231) | 109.65 | 95% | 2019-10-08 |
| 2436. | Dan (bstacks100) | 109.65 | 98% | 2021-01-01 |
| 2437. | Christopher (curryshoe) | 109.65 | 94% | 2016-01-31 |
| 2438. | Yorugata (muyen) | 109.64 | 99% | 2021-03-06 |
| 2439. | Dave (taxd) | 109.63 | 98% | 2021-10-18 |
| 2440. | blob_mister (blob_mister) | 109.63 | 97% | 2023-01-16 |
| 2441. | Somav (somav) | 109.62 | 98% | 2021-10-08 |
| 2442. | Christian (cslarsen) | 109.62 | 95% | 2017-04-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |