When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8073. | Etienne (etienne_bepo) | 87.98 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 8074. | Felix (aeto) | 87.98 | 98% | 2019-02-05 |
| 8075. | ZapdosEH (zapdos_eh) | 87.98 | 98% | 2019-09-24 |
| 8076. | amy (rose51203) | 87.97 | 97% | 2020-07-04 |
| 8077. | rngy (rngy) | 87.97 | 96% | 2016-12-19 |
| 8078. | SJ (sjtype11) | 87.96 | 98% | 2024-04-30 |
| 8079. | Adrian (orangebase) | 87.95 | 82% | 2017-02-02 |
| 8080. | Mavrick M (tricky_k) | 87.95 | 96% | 2025-03-10 |
| 8081. | Jordon (clicc_clacc) | 87.95 | 95% | 2021-06-01 |
| 8082. | nevermore0123 (arctosa) | 87.95 | 99% | 2020-12-09 |
| 8083. | Seven (keishinn_mikel) | 87.95 | 98% | 2018-05-22 |
| 8084. | Alex (xandero) | 87.94 | 96% | 2024-05-20 |
| 8085. | Chatpisut (uwu_werkmaine) | 87.94 | 98% | 2021-11-23 |
| 8086. | Mrs Robinson (mrs_robinson123) | 87.94 | 97% | 2017-03-04 |
| 8087. | name (revereven_1) | 87.93 | 99% | 2024-12-25 |
| 8088. | Chuck (chisbo) | 87.93 | 97% | 2018-12-13 |
| 8089. | vic (vikk1234) | 87.92 | 96% | 2025-02-02 |
| 8090. | Wasan (was_an) | 87.92 | 99% | 2025-08-07 |
| 8091. | penguinlover564 (corrxtion) | 87.92 | 97.3% | 2025-03-14 |
| 8092. | Nicholas (nichtoh) | 87.92 | 98% | 2023-02-21 |
| 8093. | Ellen (isthatasupra) | 87.92 | 98% | 2019-12-12 |
| 8094. | EconEdgeLinch (linch8) | 87.92 | 98% | 2023-04-16 |
| 8095. | joe (mcmillybear) | 87.92 | 97% | 2022-09-27 |
| 8096. | Jenny (wombatpoo) | 87.92 | 98% | 2021-07-07 |
| 8097. | sw0rd (sw0rd) | 87.92 | 98% | 2021-09-03 |
| 8098. | inigo (indigo_july) | 87.92 | 98% | 2017-08-06 |
| 8099. | goblin (axeluri) | 87.91 | 95.8% | 2024-04-28 |
| 8100. | rdrf (rdrf2838) | 87.91 | 99% | 2022-12-10 |
| 8101. | Bruh (bruhmoem) | 87.91 | 96% | 2021-09-01 |
| 8102. | cd7ca2bb (pleazy) | 87.90 | 97% | 2021-06-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |