So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8349. | (comhacks) | 88.93 | 98% | 2021-07-20 |
| 8350. | (saucyio) | 88.93 | 93% | 2013-12-30 |
| 8351. | (warrior13) | 88.93 | 98% | 2013-02-01 |
| 8352. | (rafski) | 88.92 | 97% | 2018-06-10 |
| 8353. | (kittysuit) | 88.92 | 98% | 2014-10-15 |
| 8354. | (patrickt) | 88.91 | 96% | 2018-05-29 |
| 8355. | (kylehyde) | 88.91 | 98% | 2021-11-15 |
| 8356. | (andresnavarro) | 88.91 | 98% | 2013-10-31 |
| 8357. | 210 (badoop) | 88.91 | 92% | 2016-03-06 |
| 8358. | Mary (teachman) | 88.91 | 97% | 2018-05-23 |
| 8359. | (slade99) | 88.91 | — | 2008-09-11 |
| 8360. | (mangosquirrel) | 88.91 | 98% | 2015-02-03 |
| 8361. | (grim_reaper191713) | 88.90 | 97% | 2023-01-11 |
| 8362. | Sebastian (4555) | 88.90 | 99% | 2023-03-09 |
| 8363. | (21gracer) | 88.90 | 96% | 2019-06-10 |
| 8364. | (falminfingaz) | 88.90 | 96% | 2017-04-02 |
| 8365. | PinkSpam (tomato_head) | 88.89 | 98% | 2019-04-16 |
| 8366. | (imtiaz) | 88.89 | 97% | 2014-10-24 |
| 8367. | Shun Hei Caleb (lincaleb728) | 88.89 | 98% | 2022-02-02 |
| 8368. | tstats[brandonisstupid] (br... | 88.89 | 96% | 2022-02-25 |
| 8369. | Kaushik (kaushik_nna) | 88.89 | 98% | 2021-08-13 |
| 8370. | (dontmesswith) | 88.88 | 93% | 2013-12-03 |
| 8371. | OldTypist (oldtypist80) | 88.88 | 96.2% | 2023-09-08 |
| 8372. | haroon (nothisisharoon) | 88.88 | 99% | 2022-01-29 |
| 8373. | (dannytriestotype) | 88.88 | 96.9% | 2021-02-21 |
| 8374. | (jansson) | 88.88 | 97% | 2015-11-02 |
| 8375. | (_____________________) | 88.88 | 97% | 2011-12-20 |
| 8376. | LEntless (lentless) | 88.88 | 98% | 2018-06-02 |
| 8377. | (taylor15) | 88.88 | — | 2009-12-21 |
| 8378. | (jsparrow) | 88.87 | 98.5% | 2023-08-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |