So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2506. | Dany (danypell) | 110.35 | 98% | 2015-12-09 |
| 2507. | Luccia (ariende) | 110.35 | — | 2010-03-19 |
| 2508. | Sam (sam16975) | 110.34 | 97.7% | 2023-10-04 |
| 2509. | Kamuran (drkammers) | 110.34 | 98% | 2018-10-27 |
| 2510. | maroo (maroo) | 110.34 | 99% | 2013-09-17 |
| 2511. | Alexander (alxndurto) | 110.33 | 99% | 2020-05-07 |
| 2512. | dankpanda (dank_panda) | 110.33 | 97% | 2018-02-21 |
| 2513. | Aldo (vxmagexv) | 110.31 | 93% | 2014-12-12 |
| 2514. | Jose (relictus) | 110.31 | 94% | 2015-10-11 |
| 2515. | heartless (dontcarebro) | 110.31 | 96% | 2011-11-12 |
| 2516. | Noobish (noobishsvk) | 110.30 | 94% | 2016-04-23 |
| 2517. | Everett (kdrain) | 110.30 | 99% | 2018-11-28 |
| 2518. | Sash (sashboy31) | 110.29 | 91% | 2015-06-12 |
| 2519. | Petrus (petrus123) | 110.28 | 95% | 2015-03-28 |
| 2520. | Markov (markovsembel) | 110.28 | 95% | 2016-10-26 |
| 2521. | sadiyah (sadiyah) | 110.27 | — | 2011-03-12 |
| 2522. | z0rp (z0rp) | 110.26 | 98% | 2021-04-05 |
| 2523. | Greg (limper) | 110.26 | — | 2011-02-11 |
| 2524. | andy (choboguy) | 110.26 | 93% | 2011-06-19 |
| 2525. | Alex (imrlligood) | 110.25 | 94% | 2015-10-31 |
| 2526. | Maurício (mauricioc) | 110.25 | — | 2010-03-04 |
| 2527. | Jeeoh (son_ofwind) | 110.24 | 99% | 2017-06-13 |
| 2528. | Vince (vince91) | 110.23 | 98% | 2012-12-02 |
| 2529. | Apex Pro (hotw1ng) | 110.22 | 98% | 2020-06-12 |
| 2530. | tofu (wet_tofu) | 110.22 | 98% | 2022-03-12 |
| 2531. | ryan (anonymousboy321) | 110.21 | 97% | 2021-09-24 |
| 2532. | Iffeffo20 (dobichie) | 110.21 | 98% | 2022-09-24 |
| 2533. | William (coffeecaveman) | 110.19 | 98% | 2022-04-30 |
| 2534. | Fred (coolerfred) | 110.19 | 96% | 2022-07-09 |
| 2535. | Bob (bob_bongloaded) | 110.19 | — | 2010-06-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |