So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35582. | Aldwin (kahrmah) | 38.31 | 86% | 2013-08-03 |
| 35583. | SSJ 5 :) (rak99) | 38.31 | 93% | 2021-11-01 |
| 35584. | Dude (damonjammin) | 38.31 | 93% | 2020-09-10 |
| 35585. | Dong Van (dvviet1989tn) | 38.31 | 93% | 2012-02-09 |
| 35586. | Laura (laura3) | 38.31 | — | 2008-12-07 |
| 35587. | Erkhembayar (endoosan123) | 38.30 | 93% | 2021-09-08 |
| 35588. | juan (juan_miguel01) | 38.30 | 91% | 2023-09-14 |
| 35589. | Mallikarjun (mallikarjun) | 38.29 | 91% | 2011-09-17 |
| 35590. | vivek (hodarvivek) | 38.29 | — | 2008-12-20 |
| 35591. | Ambocupu (ambocupu) | 38.28 | 91% | 2011-12-03 |
| 35592. | sutus (sutus5555) | 38.28 | 90% | 2016-12-26 |
| 35593. | Zara (uki00) | 38.27 | 96% | 2022-05-18 |
| 35594. | full (fullmoon) | 38.27 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 35595. | CatAstrophic (the_jorrick_27) | 38.26 | 95% | 2022-09-14 |
| 35596. | fighting (fighting0304) | 38.26 | 97% | 2016-04-02 |
| 35597. | Luca (_jay_clay_) | 38.26 | 95% | 2021-01-18 |
| 35598. | Sankar (sankarbala) | 38.25 | 93.3% | 2023-08-19 |
| 35599. | li (limengmeng) | 38.25 | 95% | 2012-05-02 |
| 35600. | Omer (omerdan) | 38.24 | 94% | 2013-09-02 |
| 35601. | tacocat (cfisher37) | 38.22 | 96% | 2023-01-26 |
| 35602. | gwessy (gwessy) | 38.21 | 91% | 2015-03-31 |
| 35603. | Gleb (gl_arbuzov) | 38.20 | 94% | 2020-08-06 |
| 35604. | Shreyansh (shrugy) | 38.20 | 94% | 2021-03-16 |
| 35605. | Elie (m4ch1n3) | 38.20 | 93% | 2019-01-09 |
| 35606. | Davis (davis239) | 38.20 | 94% | 2015-10-09 |
| 35607. | Henry (vvkpro12) | 38.19 | 90% | 2016-06-10 |
| 35608. | Admit (admit) | 38.19 | 82% | 2016-04-18 |
| 35609. | omar (omar2w99) | 38.18 | 92% | 2023-07-15 |
| 35610. | Jake (snordsman) | 38.17 | 95% | 2017-10-08 |
| 35611. | Ali (allawi1085) | 38.17 | 95% | 2014-09-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |