So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31243. | (yeste28) | 49.62 | 95% | 2017-02-21 |
| 31244. | (sankus) | 49.62 | 96% | 2019-08-31 |
| 31245. | name (crsparks) | 49.62 | 85% | 2016-12-13 |
| 31246. | (chimu) | 49.61 | 92% | 2013-01-19 |
| 31247. | (sahil_098) | 49.61 | 96% | 2022-06-17 |
| 31248. | (ngan_izi) | 49.61 | — | 2010-11-14 |
| 31249. | (semuut) | 49.61 | — | 2010-12-09 |
| 31250. | (bacu) | 49.61 | 91% | 2014-10-16 |
| 31251. | Free Palestine (mohamad01) | 49.60 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 31252. | Himal (panthimal) | 49.60 | 95% | 2021-07-29 |
| 31253. | (wihtiko) | 49.60 | 96% | 2021-05-23 |
| 31254. | (colinkiama) | 49.60 | 85% | 2017-01-11 |
| 31255. | (goddamnname) | 49.60 | 93% | 2015-02-04 |
| 31256. | (toot) | 49.60 | 84% | 2012-03-03 |
| 31257. | (cbehen) | 49.60 | 95% | 2011-07-20 |
| 31258. | (ailynmiole) | 49.60 | 91% | 2012-03-29 |
| 31259. | (limaroot) | 49.59 | 96% | 2023-07-09 |
| 31260. | (mace_t) | 49.59 | 95% | 2023-08-03 |
| 31261. | (jaysteel07) | 49.59 | 94% | 2012-03-30 |
| 31262. | kevin (jinxer) | 49.58 | — | 2009-10-10 |
| 31263. | (damien_types) | 49.58 | 95% | 2023-04-29 |
| 31264. | (bigben24) | 49.58 | 96% | 2023-07-30 |
| 31265. | (camerron) | 49.58 | 94% | 2016-11-05 |
| 31266. | (platonicace) | 49.57 | 95% | 2023-09-04 |
| 31267. | Naveen Kumar (naveen_1729) | 49.57 | 95% | 2022-03-31 |
| 31268. | Rohit (krullun) | 49.57 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
| 31269. | Blake (xxsnakespitxx) | 49.57 | 93% | 2012-10-29 |
| 31270. | dirty fingers (dirty_fingers) | 49.57 | — | 2009-09-10 |
| 31271. | (cyril200x) | 49.57 | 91% | 2012-07-06 |
| 31272. | CentOS (cutie_pie1) | 49.56 | 95% | 2023-07-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |