Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3245. | Smelly Cat (samhermingtonqu... | 67.41 | 96% | 2017-12-13 |
| 3246. | Kebbeth (kebbeth) | 67.39 | 95% | 2018-05-29 |
| 3247. | Joemama (captainpj) | 67.38 | 96% | 2019-10-31 |
| 3248. | mgupta (mgupta1410) | 67.38 | 98% | 2018-07-22 |
| 3249. | em (mnnm) | 67.31 | 99% | 2018-06-18 |
| 3250. | Tyson (tysontn) | 67.29 | 95% | 2019-12-11 |
| 3251. | Minniecheese (minniecheese) | 67.28 | 99% | 2017-11-19 |
| 3252. | tubesawk (tubesawk) | 67.28 | 97% | 2019-01-27 |
| 3253. | oskar (oskar86) | 67.27 | 96% | 2019-01-09 |
| 3254. | Jessica (jeguar) | 67.27 | 97% | 2019-12-04 |
| 3255. | bigchungus (tranzfat) | 67.23 | 97% | 2019-11-18 |
| 3256. | Anik Roy (anik_the_hunter) | 67.22 | 96% | 2018-07-29 |
| 3257. | Jayden (twoid) | 67.21 | 97% | 2019-12-05 |
| 3258. | sang (shatoboar) | 67.21 | 96% | 2020-01-13 |
| 3259. | imnotanygood (handicaped) | 67.19 | 95% | 2019-02-03 |
| 3260. | Ryan (deathman5056) | 67.19 | 94% | 2020-02-17 |
| 3261. | Leah (lilybethlily) | 67.18 | 97% | 2017-12-15 |
| 3262. | nani (typingfever) | 67.18 | 94% | 2019-08-20 |
| 3263. | jason (jcatiis) | 67.18 | 97% | 2019-07-19 |
| 3264. | Ross (m0nday) | 67.18 | 96% | 2018-01-29 |
| 3265. | Deirdre (deirdrescan) | 67.17 | 97% | 2018-02-07 |
| 3266. | Panda (pandajt) | 67.15 | 95% | 2021-08-04 |
| 3267. | Jude (philivey) | 67.14 | 97% | 2019-11-04 |
| 3268. | Nikita (azeko) | 67.13 | 97% | 2018-02-19 |
| 3269. | YubiKori (aintrisk) | 67.13 | 96% | 2019-09-13 |
| 3270. | TooTired (oturan11) | 67.13 | 94% | 2021-08-15 |
| 3271. | Will (small_peepee) | 67.12 | 96% | 2018-08-17 |
| 3272. | Reis (ninjamaster60) | 67.12 | 97% | 2020-02-20 |
| 3273. | Lil (lilbig) | 67.12 | 97% | 2018-05-18 |
| 3274. | husnosaj (husnosaj) | 67.11 | 96% | 2019-02-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |