So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 29088. | Jan (malformed) | 54.42 | 88% | 2015-04-18 |
| 29089. | Felipe (saywut) | 54.42 | 95% | 2012-04-21 |
| 29090. | Kshitij (kshitij21) | 54.41 | 95% | 2022-05-12 |
| 29091. | Shantanu (wckd1) | 54.41 | 95% | 2023-02-23 |
| 29092. | Noah (mrcrazytrainx) | 54.41 | 92% | 2018-10-02 |
| 29093. | Tony (titobolito) | 54.40 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 29094. | np80658 (np80658) | 54.40 | 96% | 2021-05-24 |
| 29095. | Leo (ganlinqian) | 54.40 | 94% | 2014-11-29 |
| 29096. | (spuiphone) | 54.40 | 95% | 2017-04-17 |
| 29097. | powerful (powerful730) | 54.39 | 96% | 2021-09-10 |
| 29098. | Rick Firestone (rick_firest... | 54.39 | 96.9% | 2023-10-12 |
| 29099. | Ram Pareek (therampareek) | 54.39 | 95% | 2023-01-25 |
| 29100. | Choon (mr_krab) | 54.39 | 95% | 2020-09-04 |
| 29101. | Sathariddhi (rethat) | 54.39 | 91% | 2011-09-14 |
| 29102. | Erwin (erwin_da_silva) | 54.39 | 97% | 2012-03-08 |
| 29103. | al (aleksus) | 54.39 | — | 2010-11-26 |
| 29104. | Keef (millennm) | 54.38 | — | 2008-12-09 |
| 29105. | rotscatpill (orangetinman) | 54.38 | 96% | 2022-01-25 |
| 29106. | Zaspany (_zaspany_) | 54.38 | 93.7% | 2023-09-13 |
| 29107. | Moh (mohabstudent) | 54.38 | 94% | 2023-06-26 |
| 29108. | Ash (boyfromindia) | 54.38 | 94% | 2021-01-04 |
| 29109. | Devansh (knightmare7) | 54.38 | 95% | 2021-04-18 |
| 29110. | lilly (lillycools) | 54.38 | 89% | 2012-12-14 |
| 29111. | justin (justinjose2007007) | 54.38 | 98% | 2017-06-14 |
| 29112. | JABONGG (jabongg) | 54.37 | 97% | 2017-01-29 |
| 29113. | Eric (earabsky) | 54.37 | 96% | 2020-09-15 |
| 29114. | ㅤ (_katef_) | 54.37 | 93% | 2020-10-22 |
| 29115. | Leo (ldnd_bros) | 54.37 | 97% | 2021-09-11 |
| 29116. | jia-da-kong (jiadakong) | 54.37 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 29117. | satchel (satchmakua90) | 54.37 | 95% | 2022-11-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |