The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14339. | Rob (satriani75) | 82.33 | 98% | 2012-10-04 |
| 14340. | My drunk typing account (my... | 82.33 | 96% | 2012-03-11 |
| 14341. | ethan (laymanef) | 82.33 | 98% | 2018-02-22 |
| 14342. | Joe (jrobins) | 82.33 | — | 2010-07-29 |
| 14343. | Eric (edluu) | 82.33 | 89% | 2013-05-08 |
| 14344. | Mr. Plantt (mr_plantt) | 82.32 | 97% | 2025-03-14 |
| 14345. | SemiO (semio) | 82.32 | 95.1% | 2025-04-09 |
| 14346. | Ho C (andrewchc) | 82.32 | 97% | 2024-05-05 |
| 14347. | PNBLVN (pnblvn) | 82.32 | 98% | 2023-09-07 |
| 14348. | Maxim (maxim2) | 82.32 | 96% | 2022-02-21 |
| 14349. | Penguino (kellytran2001) | 82.32 | 97.5% | 2024-02-17 |
| 14350. | Carrot (elelin) | 82.32 | 96.1% | 2025-04-10 |
| 14351. | Devon (mediocrityatbest412) | 82.32 | 97.2% | 2023-10-12 |
| 14352. | Jonathan (hyperus) | 82.32 | 95% | 2020-12-16 |
| 14353. | Victor (victorlai) | 82.32 | 95% | 2011-07-16 |
| 14354. | greendragons (greendragons) | 82.31 | 100% | 2022-08-18 |
| 14355. | MoonShadow (xinodonk) | 82.30 | 97% | 2026-02-27 |
| 14356. | John (infzer0) | 82.30 | 99% | 2025-04-30 |
| 14357. | jktype (jktype2022) | 82.30 | 96% | 2023-06-27 |
| 14358. | aragami (doge__xd) | 82.30 | 96.7% | 2023-12-03 |
| 14359. | Suzy (blakmagjick) | 82.30 | 97% | 2016-06-16 |
| 14360. | Morgy (likegamess) | 82.30 | 96% | 2017-04-11 |
| 14361. | HiRex (blacktedr) | 82.29 | 96% | 2024-10-14 |
| 14362. | Lendon (lendon2k5) | 82.29 | 96% | 2013-12-09 |
| 14363. | Katakuri (griya_borobudur) | 82.29 | 99.2% | 2025-04-06 |
| 14364. | Prince (kingelessar1) | 82.29 | 99% | 2024-01-26 |
| 14365. | jplow (jplow) | 82.29 | 94% | 2012-03-09 |
| 14366. | Odobenus (odbnsrsmrs) | 82.28 | 97% | 2024-02-22 |
| 14367. | Mohesh Chandra (moheshpadar... | 82.28 | 92% | 2015-07-21 |
| 14368. | Юрий (libertadore) | 82.28 | — | 2010-07-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |