I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11466. | Big (_big_tuna_) | 81.38 | 96% | 2022-06-10 |
| 11467. | Intertial (yuvi_birdi) | 81.38 | 96% | 2022-02-06 |
| 11468. | Jim (jimnguyen) | 81.38 | 96% | 2023-04-08 |
| 11469. | Tom (tomblerone) | 81.38 | 97% | 2017-03-23 |
| 11470. | sarah (svpham9) | 81.37 | 96% | 2025-04-22 |
| 11471. | Taylor (tlantisdel) | 81.37 | 98% | 2024-02-05 |
| 11472. | Michael (katamon) | 81.37 | 98% | 2022-01-09 |
| 11473. | _i_am_flash (_i_am_flash_) | 81.37 | 98% | 2021-05-13 |
| 11474. | Drew (thecomedyne04) | 81.37 | 96% | 2020-08-13 |
| 11475. | Turhan (kamaltun) | 81.37 | 95.3% | 2021-02-05 |
| 11476. | ThuloDai (racer1999) | 81.36 | 98% | 2022-04-03 |
| 11477. | Klunky (liamrob) | 81.36 | 96% | 2021-10-16 |
| 11478. | Joe (brbean) | 81.36 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 11479. | Hunter (jasoncb805) | 81.36 | 97% | 2023-03-16 |
| 11480. | 中学 (randomguyhe) | 81.35 | 94% | 2021-11-19 |
| 11481. | Mitanshu (hermit1691) | 81.35 | 96% | 2023-11-28 |
| 11482. | J (sd59fifty) | 81.34 | 98% | 2017-06-01 |
| 11483. | rafa (stressriot) | 81.34 | 98% | 2021-06-09 |
| 11484. | Winnie (likeastaracrossmysky) | 81.34 | 96% | 2018-03-21 |
| 11485. | Rocherfarrala (rocherfarrala) | 81.34 | 98% | 2019-11-19 |
| 11486. | Whorehey (whorehey) | 81.34 | 96% | 2021-03-18 |
| 11487. | Harry (g0len) | 81.34 | 97% | 2021-03-03 |
| 11488. | Spacecraft555 (spacecraft555) | 81.32 | 97% | 2018-06-07 |
| 11489. | winter (winterruwu) | 81.32 | 96% | 2021-03-08 |
| 11490. | Sid (judgementdey) | 81.32 | 99% | 2021-01-27 |
| 11491. | muhammad (faisalwaqas65) | 81.32 | 98% | 2020-04-15 |
| 11492. | Jacob (vipveral) | 81.31 | 99% | 2020-07-28 |
| 11493. | Almer (safaraalmer) | 81.31 | 98% | 2020-07-02 |
| 11494. | riddle (riddlee) | 81.31 | 95% | 2019-03-02 |
| 11495. | hhesenjan (hhesenjan) | 81.31 | 97% | 2024-04-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |