So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13075. | Ugliest (dankdingdonghd) | 79.69 | 96% | 2020-02-10 |
| 13076. | KC Abhinav (kcabdn) | 79.69 | 98% | 2022-09-19 |
| 13077. | Pyren (pyren83) | 79.69 | 98% | 2022-06-19 |
| 13078. | Howly (howly) | 79.69 | 94% | 2014-07-02 |
| 13079. | Leo (woor) | 79.69 | 91% | 2013-12-07 |
| 13080. | daniel (nitezu) | 79.68 | 97% | 2022-01-11 |
| 13081. | Erik (hadooo) | 79.68 | 98% | 2023-06-14 |
| 13082. | Becca (beccamata96) | 79.68 | 97% | 2016-01-09 |
| 13083. | Alex (bigal1519) | 79.68 | 96% | 2014-03-22 |
| 13084. | Jakub (xaneth) | 79.68 | 93% | 2014-10-16 |
| 13085. | Jeerati (folkjeerati) | 79.68 | 95% | 2014-08-22 |
| 13086. | Elias (eddyede) | 79.67 | 98% | 2022-11-21 |
| 13087. | Raian (raian_tasfin) | 79.67 | 96% | 2023-02-08 |
| 13088. | Pilar (letargou) | 79.67 | — | 2009-11-25 |
| 13089. | Andrew (deathwrecker) | 79.67 | 86% | 2017-02-10 |
| 13090. | Shaun (anomalys) | 79.67 | 95% | 2011-09-06 |
| 13091. | sunny7heLegend (sunnytheleg... | 79.66 | 89% | 2012-04-16 |
| 13092. | Kyla (kyla0) | 79.66 | 96% | 2018-03-20 |
| 13093. | silver (sasori) | 79.66 | — | 2008-12-14 |
| 13094. | Spy (lightningspy) | 79.66 | — | 2009-03-03 |
| 13095. | Wynne (wynne1997) | 79.65 | 96% | 2012-05-20 |
| 13096. | Abhijit (abhijitb1) | 79.65 | 92% | 2014-10-31 |
| 13097. | kyle (miamisideburns) | 79.65 | 97.7% | 2023-06-05 |
| 13098. | Michael (aznwing1216) | 79.65 | 98% | 2018-04-23 |
| 13099. | millysec (21milly) | 79.65 | 97% | 2018-12-30 |
| 13100. | Hari (hazkaz) | 79.64 | 97% | 2022-05-30 |
| 13101. | Gilang (sandstormfx) | 79.64 | 96% | 2023-06-14 |
| 13102. | Esk (99tester) | 79.64 | 96% | 2019-05-10 |
| 13103. | . (villutamme) | 79.64 | 97% | 2020-10-14 |
| 13104. | ♕₭ING♕ (norman0123) | 79.64 | 98% | 2017-07-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |