I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5808. | (icedgrave) | 97.75 | 97% | 2017-11-06 |
| 5809. | (giancarlo_sturla7) | 97.75 | 99% | 2020-01-02 |
| 5810. | Nguyen Truong (racing_typer... | 97.74 | 96% | 2021-09-13 |
| 5811. | (susavile) | 97.74 | 98% | 2020-02-05 |
| 5812. | (jlee7x2) | 97.73 | 92% | 2016-12-19 |
| 5813. | (lukakrn) | 97.73 | 99.2% | 2025-03-26 |
| 5814. | (wdnch) | 97.73 | 98% | 2022-08-29 |
| 5815. | (lantylast) | 97.72 | 98% | 2024-12-23 |
| 5816. | (atlasrising) | 97.72 | 99% | 2020-12-03 |
| 5817. | KampiiTV (noahmarvin) | 97.72 | 88% | 2017-04-19 |
| 5818. | (dvorakmax) | 97.72 | 98% | 2015-12-06 |
| 5819. | (iamsobald) | 97.71 | 98% | 2021-11-29 |
| 5820. | twitch_NotDefense (bravedev... | 97.71 | 98% | 2021-11-28 |
| 5821. | Vurt (vurt) | 97.70 | 97% | 2022-04-06 |
| 5822. | Huy (hwythieu1) | 97.70 | 98% | 2020-08-07 |
| 5823. | tanner (mrmr1101) | 97.70 | 95% | 2015-09-01 |
| 5824. | (lightningbulb) | 97.69 | 97% | 2024-03-31 |
| 5825. | (onebigfluke) | 97.69 | 96% | 2015-07-01 |
| 5826. | (the_josh) | 97.68 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 5827. | tutle (turtle_horse_) | 97.68 | 97% | 2017-09-08 |
| 5828. | (spaceace77) | 97.68 | 99% | 2016-11-22 |
| 5829. | (snezzz) | 97.67 | 97% | 2025-07-14 |
| 5830. | TheHollow (goofymunchkin23) | 97.67 | 98% | 2026-03-04 |
| 5831. | tstats[drwsmnlpg97] (drwsmn... | 97.67 | 97% | 2022-06-08 |
| 5832. | (xraygoggles) | 97.67 | 98% | 2016-11-08 |
| 5833. | (darkterror07) | 97.66 | 97% | 2025-05-28 |
| 5834. | (balintgabormogyorosi) | 97.66 | 98.5% | 2024-07-25 |
| 5835. | (nonquit_nerd_typist) | 97.66 | 97% | 2022-12-20 |
| 5836. | (cidmctab) | 97.66 | 98% | 2017-01-14 |
| 5837. | (anders623) | 97.65 | 96.8% | 2025-02-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |