Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24922. | Nguyen (jackruan1982) | 61.11 | 98% | 2021-02-26 |
| 24923. | Speedy Gonzales (speedy_gon... | 61.11 | 94% | 2022-10-10 |
| 24924. | Ashley (asheewee) | 61.11 | 96% | 2022-11-14 |
| 24925. | Denzel (shine_denz) | 61.11 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
| 24926. | Lawrence (ehley_021) | 61.10 | 93% | 2015-11-01 |
| 24927. | JJ (morquex) | 61.10 | 87% | 2013-03-26 |
| 24928. | Raymond (tsunira) | 61.10 | 97% | 2018-12-13 |
| 24929. | Shrew (theblueshrew) | 61.10 | 93.7% | 2021-02-28 |
| 24930. | JV Villacorta (jvbata) | 61.09 | 95% | 2016-07-18 |
| 24931. | Rajes (rajeshbatra94) | 61.09 | 96.1% | 2021-02-23 |
| 24932. | TextingDriver (shandysk) | 61.09 | 95% | 2020-07-31 |
| 24933. | Ryley (greeeen89) | 61.09 | 94% | 2019-06-19 |
| 24934. | Phill (oldmanmarns) | 61.08 | — | 2010-03-16 |
| 24935. | Wisno (tmxinh) | 61.08 | 96% | 2023-02-07 |
| 24936. | SilverBooch (silverbooch2033) | 61.08 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 24937. | LP (y7ny) | 61.08 | 91% | 2016-11-22 |
| 24938. | Tomas (ezclapper) | 61.07 | 94% | 2018-12-01 |
| 24939. | technobok (technobok) | 61.07 | 94% | 2013-04-28 |
| 24940. | Carlo (carlo12) | 61.07 | 96% | 2014-06-23 |
| 24941. | Jeroen (macbreq) | 61.07 | 93% | 2012-05-14 |
| 24942. | Ken (aeyuak) | 61.07 | 94.5% | 2021-02-01 |
| 24943. | hans (hmuendel) | 61.07 | 96% | 2020-08-27 |
| 24944. | RedXIII (red_xiii) | 61.07 | 98% | 2021-01-07 |
| 24945. | Charlie (meatboyed) | 61.07 | 94% | 2021-01-01 |
| 24946. | anand (anandzzz1973) | 61.07 | 98% | 2021-03-27 |
| 24947. | Lightning (lightning_mcq) | 61.07 | 98% | 2023-08-29 |
| 24948. | Taylor (elephanttay) | 61.07 | 97.6% | 2023-06-13 |
| 24949. | Welfegor (welfegor) | 61.07 | 96% | 2021-03-30 |
| 24950. | Money (money_jones) | 61.06 | 96% | 2019-01-28 |
| 24951. | Oscar (boltail3) | 61.06 | 96% | 2014-10-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |