So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17001. | 日本が大好き (kawce4) | 72.87 | 97% | 2023-01-01 |
| 17002. | Armando (bicochito) | 72.87 | 96% | 2023-03-15 |
| 17003. | Steve (stevocat) | 72.87 | 96.9% | 2023-10-24 |
| 17004. | tstats[speedy_josh] (speedy... | 72.87 | 96% | 2022-12-26 |
| 17005. | 🐌 (adas291) | 72.87 | 98% | 2021-12-28 |
| 17006. | Zahra (airiiii) | 72.87 | 91% | 2017-01-21 |
| 17007. | Paweł (lewapkon) | 72.87 | 96% | 2020-03-13 |
| 17008. | traino (elvis9) | 72.87 | 98% | 2015-05-04 |
| 17009. | Rebecca (rebeccingball) | 72.86 | 96% | 2023-04-12 |
| 17010. | I am speed (slowhand18) | 72.86 | 96% | 2021-03-13 |
| 17011. | Zach (zeus73) | 72.86 | 94% | 2021-05-19 |
| 17012. | Berend (bbeerreend) | 72.86 | 96% | 2019-03-15 |
| 17013. | Miki Muze (miki_muze) | 72.86 | — | 2010-08-31 |
| 17014. | 192.168.143.1 (aldrintyper) | 72.86 | 95% | 2014-05-27 |
| 17015. | Emily (pufferfish717) | 72.86 | 91% | 2015-11-24 |
| 17016. | Pankaj (anthwal) | 72.86 | — | 2009-10-17 |
| 17017. | Home (joeyhockey77) | 72.85 | 96% | 2020-11-02 |
| 17018. | Tech (ninja_typer) | 72.85 | 97% | 2021-11-09 |
| 17019. | Paul (lightmonkey) | 72.85 | 94% | 2016-07-28 |
| 17020. | ApSad (apaars) | 72.85 | 94% | 2016-01-02 |
| 17021. | Pengu (lilpengu) | 72.84 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 17022. | Wayne (spollox) | 72.84 | 94% | 2012-09-24 |
| 17023. | Ketamine (ketamine) | 72.84 | 92% | 2012-09-18 |
| 17024. | gost (akasyh) | 72.84 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
| 17025. | Neilio (lagwagone) | 72.84 | 95% | 2015-03-31 |
| 17026. | Lorenzo (amberqq) | 72.83 | 97% | 2023-06-15 |
| 17027. | honeybug (honeybugson) | 72.83 | 94% | 2020-05-15 |
| 17028. | Neil (thunderchickeng) | 72.83 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 17029. | Snowy (rainysnow) | 72.83 | 95% | 2021-09-05 |
| 17030. | Pietro (pierin) | 72.83 | 96% | 2015-06-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |