Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 864. | Maximus (sprachzarathustra) | 100.87 | 98% | 2020-08-25 |
| 865. | Pew (prettypls) | 100.87 | 98% | 2019-01-04 |
| 866. | alex (alexadimundi) | 100.82 | 99% | 2020-04-13 |
| 867. | NNAJKO (nnajko) | 100.80 | 100% | 2019-03-13 |
| 868. | Adam (shoelegend88) | 100.78 | 96% | 2019-10-15 |
| 869. | Pedro (timboly3) | 100.76 | 98% | 2020-05-16 |
| 870. | fletcher (fletchy_) | 100.76 | 98% | 2020-09-02 |
| 871. | Totem (totemic) | 100.74 | 98% | 2019-10-03 |
| 872. | j (imacoolkid5858) | 100.73 | 99% | 2019-07-19 |
| 873. | eggs979 (eggs979) | 100.71 | 98% | 2018-12-14 |
| 874. | jan (knifecat) | 100.71 | 97% | 2019-11-17 |
| 875. | Alex (alexs1024) | 100.70 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
| 876. | panacotta (panacotta) | 100.67 | 99% | 2020-10-29 |
| 877. | Fezan (fezantauqir123) | 100.64 | 97% | 2018-10-22 |
| 878. | Giancarlo (milkman007) | 100.63 | 98% | 2019-10-11 |
| 879. | Big (kennyken1) | 100.63 | 97% | 2019-08-10 |
| 880. | K (lightfalls) | 100.61 | 98% | 2019-05-06 |
| 881. | Jaka (jakvrh1) | 100.60 | 98% | 2020-12-14 |
| 882. | ಠ_ಥ (torgunz) | 100.60 | 98% | 2019-01-08 |
| 883. | Ted (macfan) | 100.53 | 100% | 2019-03-01 |
| 884. | grep (greps) | 100.51 | 98% | 2018-02-22 |
| 885. | Jason (ironfisttexas) | 100.49 | 98% | 2019-08-20 |
| 886. | Korn (themageduck) | 100.48 | 97% | 2018-09-08 |
| 887. | Mark (harkmollis) | 100.44 | 97% | 2018-12-25 |
| 888. | Steven (bigolblackboi) | 100.42 | 99% | 2018-03-08 |
| 889. | Chris (chriswck) | 100.42 | 99% | 2020-06-11 |
| 890. | Tim (timbalo) | 100.41 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
| 891. | yong (topcool) | 100.40 | 97% | 2019-08-18 |
| 892. | Chad (chadyu9) | 100.39 | 98% | 2020-02-03 |
| 893. | 65best (65best) | 100.37 | 98% | 2020-12-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |