There's an old joke, two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort, and one of them says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and such small portions!" Well, that's essentially how I feel about life. Full of loneliness, and misery, and suffering, and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.
—from Annie Hall, a movie by Woody Allen
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1595. | Moby (s0uthxpark) | 88.16 | 98% | 2018-11-18 |
| 1596. | slowpoke (s_borissov) | 88.15 | 97% | 2020-07-18 |
| 1597. | rk61 (lowda9) | 88.15 | 98% | 2018-01-05 |
| 1598. | Phil (pbona) | 88.12 | 98% | 2019-02-20 |
| 1599. | Tony (tonyversace) | 88.09 | 96% | 2019-11-09 |
| 1600. | Elfrinex (elfrinex) | 88.08 | 97% | 2019-09-25 |
| 1601. | Olivia (rvyeri) | 88.03 | 97% | 2020-06-21 |
| 1602. | Rufus (nippular) | 88.03 | 98% | 2018-04-25 |
| 1603. | Benedictus (bjasonr) | 88.01 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
| 1604. | Arie (viceadmiralalexeistukov) | 88.00 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
| 1605. | Roy (rwfeng72) | 88.00 | 98% | 2018-04-10 |
| 1606. | Steph (stephcurry420) | 87.98 | 96% | 2019-01-04 |
| 1607. | Angelo (yonep) | 87.97 | 96% | 2018-11-17 |
| 1608. | Matland (matland) | 87.96 | 98% | 2019-05-06 |
| 1609. | Phil (pliao39) | 87.96 | 99% | 2019-02-02 |
| 1610. | Susie (susieq22) | 87.95 | 95% | 2018-02-28 |
| 1611. | K (lightfalls) | 87.93 | 97% | 2019-08-31 |
| 1612. | Mercers (mercerslegend) | 87.91 | 95% | 2019-03-28 |
| 1613. | Fille (fjongfan) | 87.90 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 1614. | atirrh (atirrh) | 87.90 | 99% | 2020-07-02 |
| 1615. | kottt (kweent182) | 87.89 | 98% | 2019-10-20 |
| 1616. | Joel (joel48) | 87.89 | 100% | 2017-09-01 |
| 1617. | Mmm coffee (orchdork7926) | 87.87 | 98% | 2018-06-06 |
| 1618. | Tamás (tamas) | 87.86 | 96% | 2017-10-07 |
| 1619. | Kamoo (_kamoo) | 87.84 | 96% | 2021-08-15 |
| 1620. | Henrik (heenrig29) | 87.83 | 97% | 2019-06-27 |
| 1621. | Thady (thady) | 87.83 | 98% | 2018-09-14 |
| 1622. | Wavy (wavybaby) | 87.83 | 98% | 2019-06-29 |
| 1623. | rngy (rngyy) | 87.82 | 95% | 2018-02-19 |
| 1624. | o.O (yorickvw) | 87.81 | 98% | 2018-05-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,863 | 78.69 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 6 | 115.21 | August 3, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 4 | 69.37 | January 14, 2024 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 81.07 | July 30, 2021 |