The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22700. | alex (pmills8) | 67.79 | 93% | 2016-10-12 |
| 22701. | ⠀ (ksven) | 67.79 | 99% | 2019-07-31 |
| 22702. | Marcello (shallo) | 67.79 | 93% | 2017-02-08 |
| 22703. | Courtney (pickels712) | 67.78 | 89% | 2015-05-06 |
| 22704. | saleh (msynk) | 67.78 | 91% | 2015-04-25 |
| 22705. | Krishna (aurum_est_potestas) | 67.78 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
| 22706. | SergeantSuper (sergeantsuper) | 67.78 | 92% | 2016-02-16 |
| 22707. | g (ggesta) | 67.78 | — | 2009-11-11 |
| 22708. | Serguk (serguk) | 67.77 | 94% | 2016-12-12 |
| 22709. | Snow (sn0wfire) | 67.77 | 96% | 2015-09-06 |
| 22710. | brodycnattyper (brodycnattype) | 67.77 | 95.4% | 2023-09-17 |
| 22711. | Cynthia (cynbin) | 67.77 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
| 22712. | bayu (bayurespati) | 67.77 | 97% | 2022-03-24 |
| 22713. | Oliver (hazeldimple) | 67.77 | — | 2010-09-04 |
| 22714. | Ze King (kaysa) | 67.77 | 97% | 2019-07-25 |
| 22715. | VietNamese (conghits) | 67.77 | — | 2010-11-22 |
| 22716. | Perry (typeracer2254) | 67.76 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 22717. | Yagami (lighta) | 67.76 | 96% | 2017-10-03 |
| 22718. | Bro (termog) | 67.76 | 98% | 2021-10-11 |
| 22719. | fadi (gdcurry) | 67.76 | 94.6% | 2021-02-20 |
| 22720. | Tashima (tashima42) | 67.76 | 96% | 2021-04-30 |
| 22721. | foreveryoung (shau) | 67.76 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| 22722. | Thien (hailua99) | 67.76 | — | 2011-03-05 |
| 22723. | Ghassan (classicalguss) | 67.76 | — | 2010-10-24 |
| 22724. | David (edgeztv) | 67.76 | — | 2008-09-29 |
| 22725. | Alex (bigbuckalex) | 67.75 | 97% | 2022-07-28 |
| 22726. | Galactiknight (dagalactikni... | 67.75 | 95% | 2020-10-09 |
| 22727. | kat (kat_aq) | 67.75 | 94% | 2013-05-13 |
| 22728. | Daniel (rustupai) | 67.74 | 94% | 2012-11-05 |
| 22729. | Jun (jorlaz_) | 67.74 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |