I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12512. | Verne (vverne) | 78.90 | 99% | 2021-05-26 |
| 12513. | anjal (anjal23) | 78.90 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
| 12514. | Jadon (j20lardo06) | 78.89 | 95% | 2023-06-01 |
| 12515. | Bryan (sonar90s) | 78.89 | 97% | 2018-01-26 |
| 12516. | Samantha (sehodge18) | 78.89 | 99% | 2022-04-23 |
| 12517. | DG (sigma_001) | 78.88 | 97% | 2023-09-11 |
| 12518. | Javi (javi_c) | 78.88 | 97.1% | 2025-05-04 |
| 12519. | Bananko (bananko) | 78.88 | 96% | 2017-12-04 |
| 12520. | eichak (eichak) | 78.87 | 98% | 2018-03-25 |
| 12521. | Evan (evan1167) | 78.87 | 96% | 2020-04-13 |
| 12522. | Joseph (josephcelestin) | 78.87 | 95% | 2022-09-12 |
| 12523. | Jeshua (jeshwannn) | 78.87 | 98% | 2022-07-25 |
| 12524. | mohan (mohan2002) | 78.86 | 97% | 2022-04-08 |
| 12525. | Alice (alice10) | 78.86 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 12526. | Guy (_trevorshepherd) | 78.85 | 97% | 2021-01-17 |
| 12527. | hfadhfpiuadsf (mug1337) | 78.85 | 96.1% | 2023-11-30 |
| 12528. | Daniel (smartdevilno) | 78.84 | 97% | 2021-10-14 |
| 12529. | BB (upsie) | 78.84 | 98% | 2019-08-21 |
| 12530. | Blackhat (lifehacker1) | 78.84 | 97% | 2022-07-07 |
| 12531. | Khetrabasi (khetrabasi_2001) | 78.84 | 98% | 2022-04-19 |
| 12532. | Mehti (lylehti) | 78.84 | 96% | 2021-08-27 |
| 12533. | dayman (gangbeast_21) | 78.84 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 12534. | LuLu465 (lulu465) | 78.84 | 94% | 2025-03-31 |
| 12535. | Amir (thebluebear) | 78.84 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 12536. | Pipe (ergodoxturtle) | 78.83 | 99% | 2020-11-04 |
| 12537. | Tung (tungarsenal97) | 78.83 | 97% | 2019-09-13 |
| 12538. | christine (seon0) | 78.83 | 96.9% | 2024-10-22 |
| 12539. | Ian (ianlang123) | 78.82 | 96% | 2017-10-15 |
| 12540. | Pana (pana_miguel) | 78.82 | 98% | 2021-05-11 |
| 12541. | Ryan (cardiii) | 78.82 | 97% | 2023-03-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |