Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4733. | Eduardo Henrique (eduardo12... | 46.57 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 4734. | calvin (vottgam) | 46.55 | 94% | 2021-08-23 |
| 4735. | chollip (chollip) | 46.54 | 95% | 2018-12-13 |
| 4736. | Ahmed (fhx123) | 46.54 | 96% | 2019-06-24 |
| 4737. | Phillip (philbilly881) | 46.53 | 94% | 2017-10-18 |
| 4738. | ajit (ajit9999) | 46.52 | 94% | 2021-07-21 |
| 4739. | steno va? The old typist (r... | 46.50 | 96% | 2017-11-11 |
| 4740. | Shatrunjai (shatru) | 46.45 | 98% | 2018-02-19 |
| 4741. | Shubra (shubra) | 46.44 | 98% | 2019-03-29 |
| 4742. | tejas (tejasmax) | 46.44 | 92% | 2018-06-19 |
| 4743. | Ankit (ankiv) | 46.39 | 94% | 2018-03-01 |
| 4744. | DENGEROUS (dengerousmind) | 46.35 | 94% | 2018-05-25 |
| 4745. | workman (sashay) | 46.35 | 96% | 2019-07-21 |
| 4746. | kjell (kjellbudal@gmail.com) | 46.34 | 97% | 2019-04-12 |
| 4747. | George (georgekillin133) | 46.32 | 95% | 2017-11-17 |
| 4748. | asdf (asdf_) | 46.32 | 95% | 2018-08-22 |
| 4749. | Liex (liex64) | 46.23 | 94% | 2018-06-22 |
| 4750. | Dan (dtiv19) | 46.23 | 88% | 2018-11-01 |
| 4751. | Stephen (steezyst3ve) | 46.22 | 96% | 2019-11-12 |
| 4752. | Mohamed (mohamed536) | 46.20 | 95% | 2018-08-22 |
| 4753. | Under (itsmeanko) | 46.12 | 97% | 2017-12-26 |
| 4754. | Sam Vo (hamy) | 46.12 | 95% | 2018-05-14 |
| 4755. | Abbas (zeestudio) | 46.07 | 97% | 2017-09-26 |
| 4756. | Chapri 👛👛 (sunilswain) | 46.05 | 94% | 2021-08-19 |
| 4757. | Bendy (moistbiscuit) | 45.95 | 93% | 2018-03-01 |
| 4758. | Vivek (vivek_the_worker) | 45.93 | 99% | 2019-11-09 |
| 4759. | Carlene (carl16) | 45.93 | 97% | 2018-08-11 |
| 4760. | David (davidlaunz) | 45.92 | 96% | 2018-03-19 |
| 4761. | stephen (djyang55) | 45.91 | 97% | 2018-02-11 |
| 4762. | Xtrics (christ0208) | 45.91 | 92% | 2019-04-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |