Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10724. | Jennifer (jazzyjenn) | 84.49 | 99% | 2012-06-12 |
| 10725. | Bas (berans) | 84.49 | 92% | 2014-04-02 |
| 10726. | Joe (joeeeeeeeeee) | 84.49 | 86% | 2013-08-13 |
| 10727. | charliewiyu3 (wiyu3) | 84.49 | 97% | 2023-09-06 |
| 10728. | mtp (emtepe) | 84.48 | 95% | 2011-07-18 |
| 10729. | Jaiprakash (riteshpatel) | 84.48 | 97% | 2018-09-02 |
| 10730. | Cyla (cylaerfiest) | 84.48 | 97% | 2022-04-03 |
| 10731. | Brian (btong) | 84.48 | 92% | 2017-04-28 |
| 10732. | tori (t0ri25) | 84.47 | 94% | 2012-10-05 |
| 10733. | tim (ttim1) | 84.47 | 95.4% | 2023-10-08 |
| 10734. | Connor (connormccrickard) | 84.47 | 98% | 2023-06-06 |
| 10735. | epicface (adowoable) | 84.47 | 96% | 2022-10-31 |
| 10736. | Daniel (drblessing) | 84.47 | 92% | 2016-10-11 |
| 10737. | kikoo (kikoooxd) | 84.47 | 88% | 2017-02-04 |
| 10738. | Bic (davidadambecker) | 84.47 | 85% | 2013-08-02 |
| 10739. | beef (beefsangria) | 84.47 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 10740. | Giulio (giulio89) | 84.46 | 95% | 2017-05-27 |
| 10741. | Owen (owenl131) | 84.46 | 97.9% | 2021-02-03 |
| 10742. | Tommy (gibbas) | 84.46 | 89% | 2014-04-11 |
| 10743. | Lieath (lieath) | 84.46 | 94% | 2017-03-22 |
| 10744. | Spencer (scambl) | 84.46 | 94% | 2012-01-20 |
| 10745. | Griff (griffgriffgriff) | 84.45 | 94% | 2017-02-11 |
| 10746. | Trash (trash1213) | 84.45 | 95% | 2017-04-29 |
| 10747. | Adrian (xexsilium) | 84.45 | 98% | 2014-02-04 |
| 10748. | EroKage (erokage) | 84.45 | 97% | 2021-04-17 |
| 10749. | Mike (micbran) | 84.45 | 95% | 2015-12-09 |
| 10750. | Joachim (killerfox1212) | 84.45 | 91% | 2015-11-03 |
| 10751. | Kawahal (kawahal) | 84.45 | 96% | 2017-08-01 |
| 10752. | Cody (icody_bot) | 84.45 | 98% | 2012-03-12 |
| 10753. | Zac (mishen) | 84.45 | 93% | 2013-02-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |