Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3528. | ash (mikadole) | 66.89 | 96% | 2017-12-11 |
| 3529. | Dodo (sonic20) | 66.88 | 98% | 2020-08-21 |
| 3530. | Zaheer (zaheer107) | 66.87 | 99% | 2019-01-07 |
| 3531. | Fredric (lockheart456) | 66.86 | 96% | 2019-12-16 |
| 3532. | Amit (amitu7) | 66.84 | 98% | 2018-02-17 |
| 3533. | Gio (g_yoyo) | 66.84 | 97% | 2020-04-11 |
| 3534. | aceofheart (aceofheart06) | 66.82 | 96% | 2018-01-17 |
| 3535. | Carl Kent (ckmanguiran) | 66.81 | 96% | 2019-04-12 |
| 3536. | David (davidhighlands) | 66.81 | 98% | 2018-07-08 |
| 3537. | tan (tnttant) | 66.81 | 94% | 2019-07-14 |
| 3538. | Ajay singh (ajaybhadauriya) | 66.81 | 96% | 2020-02-02 |
| 3539. | Hao (codh) | 66.80 | 98% | 2020-10-18 |
| 3540. | Roy (chendacai69) | 66.80 | 96% | 2017-10-27 |
| 3541. | Blake (eclypse750) | 66.79 | 97% | 2020-04-21 |
| 3542. | BellpepperFingers (mm2805) | 66.77 | 95% | 2020-12-19 |
| 3543. | Luke (lukeleblanc15) | 66.77 | 97% | 2020-06-18 |
| 3544. | Trip (triphanley) | 66.76 | 97% | 2019-10-20 |
| 3545. | Anthony (lieant95) | 66.76 | 97% | 2019-01-20 |
| 3546. | Azukiii (mccerrito1121) | 66.76 | 97% | 2018-05-30 |
| 3547. | Saul (sknifey) | 66.74 | 94% | 2017-12-08 |
| 3548. | Melissa (mel8402) | 66.74 | 96% | 2021-08-05 |
| 3549. | Joy (joy_c) | 66.72 | 99% | 2020-01-07 |
| 3550. | Yann (yannduval) | 66.71 | 94% | 2019-05-05 |
| 3551. | Erick (smittywerben) | 66.71 | 96% | 2020-09-24 |
| 3552. | Sheyla (sheyla89) | 66.67 | 96% | 2018-04-28 |
| 3553. | Wan Bing (bing041026) | 66.67 | 94% | 2019-02-28 |
| 3554. | JRazE (jraze) | 66.67 | 96% | 2019-06-23 |
| 3555. | Mo (myklix) | 66.67 | 97% | 2020-10-19 |
| 3556. | Jan (shortext) | 66.67 | 97% | 2019-07-22 |
| 3557. | Alex (tabkc7) | 66.63 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |