The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9074. | David (dmprintz) | 90.90 | 98% | 2024-03-01 |
| 9075. | uohk (uohk) | 90.90 | 97% | 2019-06-26 |
| 9076. | Johanesic (johanesic) | 90.90 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 9077. | Jamal (jamalcharles) | 90.89 | 97% | 2022-03-10 |
| 9078. | Sammy (sammypebbles) | 90.88 | 97.4% | 2024-10-22 |
| 9079. | Just a potato (quocbinhgt3007) | 90.88 | 95.6% | 2024-04-24 |
| 9080. | ♕₭ING♕ (norman0123) | 90.88 | 99% | 2017-06-24 |
| 9081. | ReNeOed (reneoed) | 90.88 | 96% | 2015-06-05 |
| 9082. | Christian (christian) | 90.88 | — | 2010-05-22 |
| 9083. | wonder wave (wonderwave2) | 90.87 | 92% | 2016-02-03 |
| 9084. | misterkiem-dactyl-manuform ... | 90.87 | 97% | 2024-07-11 |
| 9085. | Kevin (yurts) | 90.87 | 95% | 2016-12-26 |
| 9086. | yong (coaleo) | 90.87 | 97.2% | 2024-07-26 |
| 9087. | Jordan (saidice) | 90.87 | 93% | 2012-11-26 |
| 9088. | Ben (mehcya) | 90.86 | 99% | 2025-12-10 |
| 9089. | Marc (maarcabiaad) | 90.86 | 98% | 2026-02-18 |
| 9090. | King (kingmaverick07) | 90.85 | 99% | 2025-09-15 |
| 9091. | lie (lie_mm) | 90.85 | 97% | 2022-02-09 |
| 9092. | Zeep (zeeppt) | 90.85 | 98% | 2022-10-05 |
| 9093. | lone (lone17) | 90.85 | 97% | 2025-08-11 |
| 9094. | Alexandre (malfortune) | 90.85 | 99% | 2021-12-21 |
| 9095. | Oneness (dreamtime) | 90.85 | 98.3% | 2024-11-19 |
| 9096. | Psychotic (psychoticx) | 90.84 | 96.2% | 2024-03-20 |
| 9097. | Blitz (athul) | 90.84 | 96% | 2017-02-23 |
| 9098. | Boyan (exey) | 90.84 | 94% | 2016-01-12 |
| 9099. | Giorgis (kur_giorgis) | 90.83 | 96% | 2025-07-06 |
| 9100. | Heathe (hwhl) | 90.83 | 96% | 2015-10-26 |
| 9101. | Hayley (tobine) | 90.83 | 95% | 2014-10-12 |
| 9102. | Unohazelaar1955 (unohazelaa... | 90.82 | 97% | 2025-09-01 |
| 9103. | Mink (stuffmyjaws) | 90.82 | 95% | 2022-03-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |