See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9614. | Bill Le (bill_le9956) | 83.62 | 99.2% | 2023-09-26 |
| 9615. | Nneeku (nneeku) | 83.62 | 98% | 2020-11-29 |
| 9616. | John (typeracer9002) | 83.62 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 9617. | Matthew (godspeed_0) | 83.61 | 97% | 2022-01-21 |
| 9618. | Keiji (mizuke09) | 83.60 | 97% | 2020-08-13 |
| 9619. | amav (dystaco2) | 83.60 | 96% | 2022-11-20 |
| 9620. | Jai (jaihacker) | 83.60 | 96% | 2022-07-29 |
| 9621. | Luda (ludavis) | 83.60 | 97% | 2021-09-25 |
| 9622. | Ric (trig1968) | 83.60 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
| 9623. | John (paradoxpug) | 83.59 | 96% | 2022-05-07 |
| 9624. | Ahmed Yasir (ahmedyasir) | 83.58 | 98% | 2025-08-07 |
| 9625. | psyyyK.O. (sahajpatel008) | 83.58 | 97% | 2022-12-10 |
| 9626. | Baxtiyor (iotype) | 83.58 | 94% | 2021-04-24 |
| 9627. | wiben (wiben) | 83.58 | 98% | 2021-03-02 |
| 9628. | Sirjan (ssirjann) | 83.58 | 97% | 2021-09-25 |
| 9629. | Free Palestine (mo_dodo) | 83.57 | 97.4% | 2023-09-18 |
| 9630. | Camote69 (lichclass) | 83.56 | 96% | 2022-09-03 |
| 9631. | Bobs Bakery (bobs_bakery) | 83.55 | 98% | 2025-11-02 |
| 9632. | JEM (jem5268) | 83.55 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 9633. | Riko (exoticroze) | 83.55 | 96% | 2019-12-31 |
| 9634. | Deminut (deminut) | 83.54 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 9635. | soorriously (soorriously) | 83.54 | 96.2% | 2024-08-03 |
| 9636. | Sumit Prasad (beyonderr) | 83.54 | 97% | 2022-03-21 |
| 9637. | rae (thedarkoknight) | 83.54 | 97% | 2022-05-21 |
| 9638. | Jorisen (nived_soul) | 83.53 | 95.2% | 2025-03-06 |
| 9639. | Will (smithsmithsmith) | 83.53 | 98% | 2021-08-24 |
| 9640. | Eli (elijxh_) | 83.53 | 95% | 2022-06-11 |
| 9641. | Aaron Siyuan Jiang (aronj400) | 83.53 | 97% | 2022-08-07 |
| 9642. | vilapet (vilapet) | 83.52 | 97% | 2022-09-16 |
| 9643. | Darren (darrensey) | 83.52 | 95% | 2021-07-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |